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I'll be your friend.
------------------ ~The artist formerly known as Imperial Phoenix
A shark flies through the window and eats kitty in one gulp
"Is that better?"
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me rookie's smiles:(url="http://"http://www.ezboard.com/help/help_howto_useemoticons.html")Cool Smiles(/url)(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Cooler Smiles(/url) AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7 (url="http://"http://htttp://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000581-4")The Purple Haze Bar-(/url) Bar at Ferazel that's been here since April
Overrider! Kitty is in trouble.
Don't mock us.
(Phoenix forcefeeds Overrider 3 shots of vodka)
REDchigh looks at Jess sleeping, and decides he need some sleep himself after fighting for peace for three (kulu) days straight (each kulu day is about 52 hours). REDchigh asks the bartender what the strongest drink is... (without waking jess up, of course) while he waits he tries to make kitty feel better "just about everyone in here'll be your friend, and the USA isn't THAT bad....
PS yes im in a smiley kind of mood
------------------ All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian. --- Pat Paulsen
Phantmrain sees Kitty depressed and walks to his chamber...
3 minutes later he comes out with an iron rod with a single glowing blue button on it, he presses the button and out sprouts a metallic dafidil.
"Here kitty, it may help"
He walks away and before re-entering his closet, he blows off OV's right ear for not being able to hear someone in need.
------------------ Whats the sense of hating, when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"
all of the sudden, a big explosion happens outside. the UES Pheonix crashed into the asteroid. all of the sudden UE Troops under the command of UE Admiral Rebel Runner Start yelling come out with your hands up, and nobody will be hurt!!!
------------------ We are the knights who say Nee!
I394 wakes up, still in his glowing door-powered cloaking suite. He sees all the troops. He laughs. "Ha ha, that's a good trick!" He pulls out his well used black hole rifle. "I'm your freindly neighborhood shrink!" he shouts, like the pun? And proceeds to radically descale the troops in a hail of black holes. Emerging from the battle unseen and unscathed, he decloaks to reveal himself.
------------------ When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it. -Shade
MeanWhile In orbit, UES FLEET PHEONIX SENDS TROOPS down to aid the valliant fighters. Also, orbital bombings occur.
Rebel RUnner, takes out his hand hold bazooka neutron cannon and blacts everyone he can see with his infared googles including I394.
I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA YOU STUPID PEOPLE. The only nice persons is Phantmrain and Phoenix.
------------------ "Why?" - Amy WELL WHY???????
(This message has been edited by Kitty (edited 09-25-2001).)
Why?Almost everyone else is trying to be nice too. Australia is a nice place-I have an aunt and uncle,and three cousins,living there. Myself,I live in New Zealand. Shade forcefeeds Overrider a deadly mixture of Wusabi,Chilli peppers,and spicy mustard which causes his head to explode. That agressive new guy's UE troops wilt in the gravity,because the UE is so weak they can't stand up under 0.1 G. Soon they are all crushed,and Shade activates the defensive networks to push the UES Pheonix into the black hole.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.
I NEVER DRINK NEVER!!!!! but i got drunk, Kitty i'm you friend you know that, well you should..................... everyone loves you :rolleyes:
------------------ So, Whats wrong with it?
(This message has been edited by Amy (edited 09-25-2001).)
During the assault, Draco is seen continuously murmering into his radio.
Afterwards he shrugs, and buys everyone a drink.
------------------ Have some pity, for the new race in the city. Emalgha is here to stay, whatever those Voinan losers say!
I was just joking. I know kitty is sad! I would help in a heartbeat if I could. I hope you feel better Kitty and that things will be Ok. I am REALLY
That's nice of you,OV. Shade goes to a flower shop and buys Kitty a daffodil. But it's probably not the same.
Rebel Runner Orders the pheonix to ram into the bar, but, All he gets Is static. He realizes that he didn't relplace the DOS OS on his ship with Macintosh.
He Screams . NOoOOOOOOOOooOOO!OOOOOOOoooOOOOOooooOOoOOOO!
Hope whatever it is isn't my fault.
- Corey
Apparently the boy next door killed her daffodil and her dad is leavng for the States. Unless you live next door to Kitty,it's probably not your fault.
I394's tremendous, invincible Ego rises from his wasted body. "Hey!" it shouts, "you interrupted my game of solitaire! Eight Off to be exact. I utterly despise petty disturbances, like you." He bends down to look at the human calling himself RebelRunner. "Ha!" he laughs. "You-challenging MY body? Ha, ha, ha, ha..." I394's Ego roles on the floor of the Universe laughing, overcome by the halarity of the situation. His laugher blows away the fragile wisps of RebelRunner's existance. He gets up and massages his hurting stomach as the UES Pheonix falls into the black hole. He returns to his game of solitiare, but finds the cards blown all over his table. He picks them up. "He had DOS!" the Ego chuckles derisively. He causually repairs I394 and resumes his game. I394 looks at the troops that have just landed in the bar. He takes them down the same way he killed the first wave. Then he sees that they shot his cloaking suite. He angrily gets on his ship and pisses in the black holes the soldiers inhabit.
"Kitty, how could you say I'm not nice?!" demands I394. "Oh, wait, I guess I did attack you a while back," he remembers. "I'm sorry. But still, that doesn't qualify me as a completely mean person does it?" he asks plaintively.
Glad you got rid of that nuisance. Into the galactic trash can! Now we're all waiting for Kitty to post.
well she's most likly sleeping right now......
OV force feads the shark Overrider meatลฝ Overrider meatลฝ: Sold in tacos, hamburgers, and hot dogs or just plain. Overrider meatลฝ causes your toes, fingers, nose, feet, hands,ears, and all vital organs(i.e. lungs, brain, heart, kidney, stomach, spleen, liver, intestines, and muscles) to explode painfully.
No more shark now...