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Bar Latte II
Gratuise violence and general mayhem.
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------------------ Fashion knows no season.
Thrawn walks into the new bar. And puts his artwork up all around.
Thrawn then orders a coke and waits for the rest to arrive.
------------------ Why is Star Wars so addictive?
grunadulater walks in and orders a fuzz pot pie.
------------------ I bet there darn tasty to.
Ahh,at last. Shade parks his new,heavily modified Azdgari Warship in the Bar's parking lots,and enters the bar. "Someone!"he says."Get me a keg of Speight's Old Dark pronto!" He then proceeds to decorate the bar with tacky Azdgari tourist memorabilia,which looks like bits of mangled space wreckage to the untrained eye,but is in fact collector's-edition memorabilia worth over 12 million credits at the right place.
------------------ "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's." -St. Matthew's Gospel 22:21
W00t. I got the very first post on this topic.
Phoenix serves the clients the items ordered.
The bar shakes and a large modified Igazra crashes into the spaceport, the five docking ports he demolishes were empty, though. "Sorry," I394 says, "I was so exited to get here I forgot to use the retro thrusters." Since everyone else is hanging things up, he takes out the Vionian heads that have been rotting in his ship's hold for a month and glues them to the wall. He plants seeds in them and soon the bar looks like an overgrown space wreck that crashed in a jungle. He orders an anchove-mushroom-halapino pizza with Saalian brandy. The Ka'aat runs around meowing happily.
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Shade sticks the keg of Speights up in one of I394's trees,running pipes from it for gravity feed into his pint mug. Hmmm whereabouts exactly did I394 get his Ka'aat?
Out of nowhere an escape pod flys into the bar. Phantmrain and 2 UE women commanders climb out. He takes a seat at a booth with a large smile on his face, then orders Synthe-Schmirnof Ice. Looking around at all the other captains, he realizes he has no ship, and his women are now being court-martialed via Com-set. He then shrugs his shoulders and orders another drink, hoping he'll somehow get another ship with the few thousand credits he has...if only he still had his Iggy Warship.
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Good to see that everyone made it safely.Thrawn orders cokes for everyone. And some anti-matter for Ka'aat.
Now where did we leave off at the last bar. Oh yes the party. We still having that?
Of course we are,if Kitty turns up. Shade hangs Christmas lights from the trees,and gets a few Von Neumann machines to make a tropical lagoon for Phantmrain.
"Did somebody say party!?!?" OV shouts as he runs in. "Party time!" OV nukes the bar. "Sorry people! I swear that i will not to do that again!" OV says to the smoldering ruins. "Everyone order their favorite most expensive drink!"
What's the plot of this bar Phoenix?
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Phantmrain rain looking back at the bar next to him, sees that the bar is now just a pile of dust and funny looking corpses. He goes there with his bio-suit and steals the most important looking corpse's set of transmitters to what looks like could be a warship. After that, he looks at OV who is standing there oblivious to what has just happened. Phantmrain then explains that since OV didnt fry in the blast, then the nuke must have been controlled somehow, to just destroy the bar next to Bar Latte II, and now Bar Latte I is gone. He then goes off to find his new toy...
Thrawn regenerates the bar and it occupents and any ships that might of been destroyed by OV's rampage. Thrawn then buys drinks for everyone.
A little while later Thrawn(drunk) goes searching for Phantmrain. When he finds him, Thrawn slices off his head with Green Destiny. Thrawn explains, thats for not regenerating the bar. After the corpse falls to the floor Thrawn regenerates Phantmrain. :)Welcome
Shade gets bored and mixes a cocktail of Speights,DB and Monteith's.
After all of the noises heard off planet and all the damn news broadcasts about a weak nuke, HE enters the newly regenerated ber. "I'm a newcomer around these parts"HE says as he shows off his ScoutShip and 2 fighter escorts. "Hey bartender, hook me up with a few..uh...kegs..for the trip.." "What happening in here people?"He ponders...
------------------ "Stop Whining"
Kitty walks in "WOO HOO" she screems, "Bar Latte II. Now this is were the party realy begins, she starts hanging up streamers and balloons. She gets 500 botles of coke and other soft drinks out of her- But oh no i forgot to park my ship, I've just left it floting in midair, she uses a controling thingy to park it- Ship.
------------------ Its only letters on your screen, so what do I care?
Shade gets his Von Neumann machines to build a chocolate cake for Kitty. Everyone likes chocolate. BTW:GAT,what is this "Green Destiny" thing you keep talking about? Pheonix,whaty does "w00t" mean?
...Bewildered, Phantmrain see's his decapitated corpse on the floor. Shrugging his shoulders he carefully walks over and takes the transmitter he found before. After a small scan he realized that the ship he stole is a Miranu Gunship. "Not the greatest, but its better then that escape pod, still smells like...." He then quietly laughs to himself and walks back into the bar. Remembering that he was beheaded by a sword from ancient times, he wonders if his killer bought it on Ebay. Knowing full well that there seems to be an over-excesive amount of pointless deaths in this bar, he pulls out his most trusty weapon...A piece of lint with a paperclip....."damn, must've left my neutron mini-gun on my old corpse, oh well, its not a long walk.....
------------------ "To Live is to suffer, to survive, well thats to find meaning into your suffering."
Now the Bar is rocking. Thrawn drinks down 10 long island ice teas. Kets have a crazy party.
Green Destiny is the crazy sword from Crouching Tiger , Hidden Dragon. It's mine elave it a lone!
"W00t" Is an expression expressing great happiness.
Phoenix gives everyone their drinks plus a free Suicide Slushy.