Bar Latte

Amy walks over to Phoenix and grabs his hurt hand she puts her hand on top of his and all of a suden there is a glow and his hand is heald. She gos back to sit with Jess and Red.

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VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

Phoenix slumps backwards, tongue hanging out.

(I dunno, this pose looks good)

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waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
"It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
-Jess

You guys sloud all chek out EVO Info Fully Open. I Just want get some more peopol there(for Deadman).

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VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

Oh my. Amy's location looks familiar........

Oh no..........

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waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
"It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
-Jess

Oh shut up hehehe i guss it is funny(please do not take shut up in a bad way).

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VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

I never take anything in a bad way. (unless it is the contents of an A-bolt)

Fairyland is better anyway......my fay's will beat up all the pixies.....tee hee......

(pixies stream out and whomp Phoenix)

"Ow........"

(Phoenix runs from all the pixies)

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waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
"It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
-Jess

I would just like to say........

(pulls out microphone)

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The above posts are armed and dangerous. Do not edit or glowy things will happen.

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waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
"It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
-Jess

Noooooo Pixies are better. My pixies will beat you up, Only if your with the UE so are you? But i will not kill Fairys becose Jess lives with them. Big Grin

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VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

No, I am not with the UE. I do not live in EV/EVO universe's.

Look at my location. Hurt my fay's, would you?

Anyway, sayonara, I must go.

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waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
"It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
-Jess

A booming laugh fills the bar. DeadMan is still alive!!! It seems that he has body armor!!! He takes Pheonix back to his ship and incinerates him once and for all. He then regenerates him just so the two lovebirds (Amy and him) can keep talking. 😉 😛

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Orginally Posted by Amy:
You guys sloud all chek out EVO Info Fully Open. I Just want get some more peopol there(for Deadman).

Awww, thanks. But, I don't really need more people. My counter jumped about 50 hits the past days.

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-DeadMan
Bow down before me or I'll exhale in your direction.
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(quote)Originally posted by DeadMan:
**A booming laugh fills the bar. DeadMan is still alive!!! It seems that he has body armor!!! He takes Pheonix back to his ship and incinerates him once and for all. He then regenerates him just so the two lovebirds (Amy and him) can keep talking.
**(/quote)

Oh no the frist smilys

(Q)lovebirds(/b)(/q)

Lovebirds? what are you talking about?

(quote) Orginally Posted by Amy:
You guys sloud all chek out EVO Info Fully Open. I Just want get some more peopol there(for Deadman). (/quote)
Awww, thanks. But, I don't really need more people. My counter jumped about 50 hits the past days.

(/B)(/QUOTE)

You are Welcome.

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VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

Just then, an Adzgari warship flys through the wall, spreading bricks everywhere. Inside Hanuman proceeds to lay waste to the bar with phase turrets, and launches 3 SADs at Jess. 'You're gonna pay, punk! That was my dog!' He then punches the glass to climb out and remembers all to late that it was built to withstand ThermoNukes™ from 3cm. grudingly, he climbs out the door and pats the dog in a worringly freudian manner.

'When I got a phase cannon/
bodies are hauled off/
It don't rhyme but I don't care!/' he quotes famous Hip-hop band Miranu with Attitude (M.W.A) straight outta new mira, and pulls a very heavy Phase Cannon that he recently stole from the front of a Crescent Fighter (why? That's another story.), and shoots Jess, just to be on the safe side.

He goes crazy with the cannon and kills eveything except Pheonix, who he asks for a glass of milk and a bowl of water for the dog.

He takes the milk and water, then drops the cannon on his toes.
'OWWWW!' he screams

He then realises that Pheonix is dead and he is actually drinking coolant fluid. He chokes.

He goes behind the bar, regenerates everything, and asks everyone where the _____ (fill in preferance) Pheonix kept his milk.

notices that the SAD's never did hit jess, but are flying around the bar quite randomly. Target practice! Red finds some sort of pistol, and shoots the SAD's out of the air. then finds deadboy, "Hello, how are you?" puts his hand out, and a blink later RED's wrist blades are bloody, his bazooka is smoking, Deadboy is in about 40 pieces on the bloor, and a few other UE related people are splattered over the wall of the bar from the bazooka artillery.

Gets in his CW, a minute later comes flying out of his CW in a miniaturized azdara, and flies it into the bar, and finds and sits beside Amy.

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The Future never was, yet is always to be, no one ever sees it, nor ever will. And yet it is the confidence of all to live and breathe on this blue and green terrestrial ball.

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Originally posted by Imperial Phoenix:
**Look at my location. Hurt my fay's, would you?

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Who's fairies, Phoenix? Jess apologises to Hanuman about his dog, she was just a little pissed off. And they smell really bad.
Jess collects the little pieces of Deadman and puts them all in separate jam jars. She watches them carefully for a minute or two then shrugs and vapourises them. She orders another Vodka and chats to Amy.

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Yet another useless post by me. Why am I wasting my life like this? Hello, I'm a slut.

Just to point things out, you are incapable of beating me in a battle, therefore I cannot be dragged off.

Think about it.

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waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
"It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
-Jess

DeadMan is really mad at Hanuman and Jess now. He regenerates himself, gets into his ship and fires a Nuke at the bar. BOOOOOOOM!!! The bar and everything surrounding it is in ruins. He regenerates the bar and the people inside it, all except Hanuman and Jess. His guards come back to more closely defend him.

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-DeadMan
Bow down before me or I'll exhale in your direction.
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(This message has been edited by DeadMan (edited 07-10-2001).)

Phoenix laughs.

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waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka
"It's not paranoia if they are really after you."
-Jess

Hanuman's Dog , who had been regenerated with the nuked bar, sneaks behind the bar and regenerates Hanuman and Jess. (Hanuman had once had half his brain implanted into the dog, leaving Hanuman very stupid and the dog very smart.)

Hanuman stands up, melts deadman with a concealed flamethrower, and takes him to that nasty planet (The Green One) in the DSN 8584 system, between Iothe and Freeport, with no way off the planet and regenerates him. Then he returns to the bar and decemates deadman's army men with his Azdaras.

Then he sits down and says 'why did he hate me anyway?!?'