Bar Latte

Jess and Phoenix gracefully waltz over the dance floor.

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DeadMan declares cease fire with Igazra. He then looks at Pheonix and Amy and almosts barfs agian 😉

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Originally posted by DeadMan:
**DeadMan declares cease fire with Igazra. He then looks at Pheonix and Amy and almosts barfs agian;)

**

:rolleyes: Wrong person.

"Phoenix, honey? Who's goddamn fairies are they? "
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(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 07-21-2001).)

Crocix laugh Posted Image

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I'm Crocix, the great Zacha, the hero of the UE and the captain of the MUTEN.

oops, sorry Jess. I still almost barf 😛

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Originally posted by DeadMan:
**oops, sorry Jess. I still almost barf:p

**

And that just tears at my soul.

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BTW: What happened to The Spaceport Bar?

I have - I mean - I'll have a foot long wiener. Still almost barfing. Gimme a brandy to put out the flames.

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(This message has been edited by DeadMan (edited 07-22-2001).)

Igadzra394 disables several Voinian Cruisers and captures them. He puts the officer's heads on poles and sits them around the bar, since he doesn't know how to shrink heads, they just rot there. He hauls the rest of the crew around for shooting when he gets angry.

Always a bit eccentric and overkillish, Igadzra394 turns on an ultra-high pressure water pump to clean up deadman's barf and obliterates several chairs and tables.

He has a few too many Saalian brandies and asks Amy if she would like to dance.

"All right! You can have the blasted fairies!!!!!"

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Originally posted by Imperial Phoenix:
**"All right! You can have the blasted fairies!!!!!"

**

Jess laughs and gives Phoenix a hug.

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Originally posted by Igadzra394:
He has a few too many Saalian brandies and asks Amy if she would like to dance.

Amy has now had to many butterbeers and says yes.

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VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

Phoenix runs away screaming.

I think we've all had a drop more than's good for us.

I will end this all with a ritual mass killing.

(hack n' slash)

(censored)

(deleted(

(screams)

(way censored)

That feels good.

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DeadMan appercaites the mass killing for a while and gets his barfing under control. He then regenerates everyone and steels up his stomach. He then hits Phoenix for doing this.

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I'M REGISTERED! (Says Igadzra394)
Opalius was kind enough to donate me a spare username.

To improve the atmosphere, Igadzra394 takes down all the rotting heads and turns on a slow song. He and Amy walk out to the dance floor...

By the way, is it possible to change your username here?

DeadMan Congratulates Igazra on this. But, you cannot change usernames, you're just stuck with that one 😛

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This is all getting kinda weird now.....

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Just to make it weirder, Igadzra394's crew pulls a prank on everyone and spikes the drinks with something strong from another galaxy. Everything gets blurry and purange (color between purple and orange that doesn't exist) shapes float around...

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I'm Igadzra394, only registered.

While everyone's sight is clouded by the purange drugs,a mangled hunk of space wreckage tumbles towards the bar.
Several dozen ships,from Emalgha Freighters to Zidaras,are bolted to the original unidentifiable wreck.
The derelict crashes into the bar's parking lots,wiping out half the ships there.
The door opens,and a swarm of little Von Neumann machines(about ten cm high,and looking like a cross between a turtle and a chrome toaster)enter,followed by a man shrouded in a glowing blue haze of false modesty and ego.
"Hi guys",he says,"I'm Shade.I'm new about here "
He sits down on the end of the bar and orders a pizza.
No anchovies.

Phoenix walks up to the bar.

"Why do people keep asking me if I've been drinking? It happens all the time, and I'm not really quite sure why........"

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