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Bar Latte
An exclusive bar.
Rules:
1. None
2. None
3. No spamming.
4. Did I mention none?
Drinks Served:
Milk
Soda
Various Suicide Drinks
Vintage Milk
Wine
A few other obscure items.........
Phoenix hangs various firearms upon the wall.
We have:
Brownings Hi-Power
Anschutz Model 54.18MS
Barrett Light 50 Model 82A1
Browning A-Bolt
Please request other firearms at the counter if these do not suit your needs. I will be glad to answer any questions about these guns or others if you wish to ask me.
This bar is reserved only for those who want to turn the galaxy upside down with guns, explosives, and overall insanity.
Have a nice day.
------------------ waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka "It's not paranoia if they are really after you." -Jess
A shining silver crescent warship blows up a parked UE fighter, and takes its place on the docking ring. The pilot is a muscular fella, with straight blond hair, and an energy sword at his side, not to mention an illegal Phase bazooka slung over his shoulder. He walks up to the bar, and looks at the list for a while, then gets a blank expression on his face, and collapses into a heap on the floor, with a deep slash in his back- there is a smaller, younger man behind him, tha mutters "That was my favorite UE fighter" as the bulky man falls, Red frisks the guy for his card to the CW, and grabs his bazooka before ejecting the large man into the void of space. I'll have eight bottles of your cheapest wine, on ice. Then tell me what the bill is. I'd also appreciate some water to clean that guy's mess off of my wrist blade.
------------------ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~Mark Twain "The quality of mercy is not strained; It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed- It blesseth him that gives, and him that takes."
(This message has been edited by -REDCHIGH- (edited 07-07-2001).)
Phoenix serves Red eight cheap Chardonnays, on ice, and............
(cough)mispelling(cough)
........then hands him some water.
Long time since someone had one of these old tyme bars...
(Needle Ed walks into bar, pulls out double phase cannons(big pockets)) (Proceeds to blow bar apart with big explosions, much maiming and the like) (Walks out and takes whiz on the big CW)
Phoenix regenerates the bar and the people inside.
He then pulls a Brownings Hi-Power off the wall.
He runs toward the CW and jumps on. Using a dimensional rift opener he gets inside.
He walks up to Needle and points the gun to his head.
"I am called Phoenix. This is called a gun. And I'm calling you dead."
(gunshot)
Needle's head slumps down on the pilot panel. Phoenix walks away.
(fade out)
(This message has been edited by Imperial Phoenix (edited 07-07-2001).)
Damn, I need somethin stronger. RED reaches behind the counter and grabs a bottle of Earthen Tequila, and gulps it down, worm and all. Wish some females would come in here, I'd share my wine.
Shoots the bazooka at Pheonix "Stay away from my CW!" Pheonix's head explodes. REDchigh decides to have a few more drinks before regenerating pheonix again.
Phoenix walks out from behind the holo decoy he put up, and then blasts Red's head off.
"Amature......."
Phoenix kicks the body out the door.
Flame Fest!!!
DeadMan fires his experimental Nuke at the CW, takes it's place. He exits with a legion of his best guards, with a personal shield and his favorite phaser. He orders a Martini Vodka, stirred, not shaken, and glares at everyone else in the bar.
------------------ -DeadMan My Igazra is bigger than your Igazra. Coming Soon: (url="http://"http://geocities.com/evo_info/Plug-ins/MoftheC.html")The Mystery of the Council(/url) - Visit my Website: (url="http://"http://geocities.com/evo_info")EVO Info(/url) and my (url="http://"http://pub41.ezboard.com/bevoinfoboard")webboard(/url)
Amy lands her ship "The Crescent" and walks into the bar orders a Water.
------------------ Why?
REDchigh comes back in the bar a minute later. "I hate it when that happens." RED finds his stack of wine bottles, finds a full bottle, puts it in ice, fixes his hair a minute (hard to do since his head got blown off) and goes over to the bar, gets some wine glasses, and takes them over to amy's table. sets the glasses on the table, fills them, and sits down across from amy. "Tell me about yourself, eh?"
DeadMan taps the headless zombie on his shoulder and hands him his head. DeadMan then goes over to Pheonix and pushes him into his army men and they take him to be incinerated in his UE Crusier. He regenerates the CW and parks it on top of a Krait. The pilot of the Krait come over to him and tries to shoot him. It bounces off his personal shield, and DeadMan signals to his army guys. They all pull out their Laser Machine Guns and blow the Krait pilot to the next galaxy.
(This message has been edited by DeadMan (edited 07-08-2001).)
REDchigh puts his head back on, and thanks deadman for fixing his cw. Tries to cintinue the conversation with Amy, but she seems to just stare into space.
------------------ The Future never was, yet is always to be, no one ever sees it, nor ever will. And yet it is the confidence of all to live and breathe on this blue and green terrestrial ball.
grunadulater walks in and screams at the top of his lungs "I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!"
------------------
DeadMan shoots grunadulater and carries on his normal business.
Quote
Originally posted by grunadulater: **grunadulater walks in and screams at the top of his lungs "I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!"
**
Screams in horror and leaves Latte
Originally posted by -REDCHIGH-: **REDchigh comes back in the bar a minute later. "I hate it when that happens." RED finds his stack of wine bottles, finds a full bottle, puts it in ice, fixes his hair a minute (hard to do since his head got blown off) and goes over to the bar, gets some wine glasses, and takes them over to amy's table. sets the glasses on the table, fills them, and sits down across from amy. "Tell me about yourself, eh?"
Tell you about myself? theres not much to tell. Amy drinks the rest of her water taking one of the wine glasses and smells the wine to make sure that is not poisoned and finding it is not tasts it(not bad). Hmmmm well i guss you could say i was a renagrade. Mind you WAS, The UE you see seemed to take an intrest in me wich i did not like, I HATE the UE, Well did hate them. I had all of there wolds captured(bye me of course)i joined the Voinons(or whatever there name is)i joined the renagrades as well. But then i discoverd the Mirunu,(sorry i bout this name prob)And the Zachit now it was the Zachit that all tuned me around, I brok my alliances with the renagrades and the Voinons but the damage had being done, All of earths pelpol hated me, I was an outcarst, Still am. Nowadays i am hunted bye...... sudenly everone hears a loud sound like a ship begining to blow up, Amy runs out and sees her ship being blown apart, As quick as lightning she (somehow) regenerates her ship and finds the pelpol hoo did this, She sees a Krait taking of, She quickly runs to her ship and takes off she kills the Krait in no time and landes again walks in to the bar and sits down at the same table as if nothing has happened. So yes now i'm hunted bye bounty hunters and that, she looks at pices of the krait ship, was one of them.
Now why don't YOU tell me about yourself?
------------------ VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?
Amy's Singnature: VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?
Sure, I'd love to.
DeadMan hears the bang and rushes to his ship to find his nuke has gone off again. He sends everyoe but his top 10 gaurds to work. He returns.
------------------ -DeadMan Bow down before me or I'll exhale in your direction. Coming Soon: (url="http://"http://geocities.com/evo_info/Plug-ins/MoftheC.html")The Mystery of the Council(/url) - Visit my Website: (url="http://"http://geocities.com/evo_info")EVO Info(/url) and my (url="http://"http://pub41.ezboard.com/bevoinfoboard")webboard(/url)
aah ****, ed's back.
(Oedipus, seeing a bar somewhat like the old ones of days, rushes up to the doors and puts up three anti-ed devices) (he pulls out his ak-47, and blows many holes in someone near him) (Oedipus then whips out his katana and slashes off Red's arm for having no style, then slices Imperial Phoenix's head off and craps down his neck for having no imagination in how to come back, and he rips eds throat out with his teeth for, well, being ed)
the bar now has its first official coat, er, splatter of red paint
wow, an old bar, not many around any more, maybe some of the oldies like jive will populate it again, teach you newbies a few lessons
------------------ what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end "And the door closed with a satisfied ssssssh-aaaaah"
Newbies, eh? Bring it.
DeadMan orders all his guards to demolish the bar except for Amy and RED. He gives RED opilaus's arm in exchange. He personally shoots Oedipus for being a total idoit and then sticks his heavy duty personal combat knife up his (expletive deleted). He then laughs at everyone who is dead because they don't know how to put up a fight. He then regenerates the bar and the bartender and orders a nice drink and heads over to a hot girl sitting in the corner and offers her a drink. She accepts and DeadMan is satisfied.
Originally posted by Imperial Phoenix: **Phoenix regenerates the bar and the people inside.
(fade out) **
(Needle Ed picks head up off of the panel and makes sure Phoenix is gone. He then picks up the bullet from the hole three feet above his head and keeps it as a souvenier) (Needle Ed sends his spiffy cousin, Needle Fred, into the bar to remove all the anti-ed devices) (Needle Ed then walks in and agrees with Oedipus about the newbies) (Ed rips out Phoenix's heart with a garden trowel and eats it) (Blows Deadman away with large claymore planted inside his skull) (Grabs large plasma launcher and sits in a corner of the bar waiting for another n00b to come along) (Admires the bar's nice paint job) "It's been too long...let's have some fun."