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Lord Gwydion shoots Overrider, cooks him, and gives a piece of him to idiotSavant. He then gives idiotSavant three huge barrels of white wine, and awaits his payment.
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Jess drinks from the explosive glass, which is really rather messy. She regenerates her mouth and throws pieces of broken glass at Lady Gwydion.
------------------ In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden. You will need: Some Thick Cardboard Some Kebab Skewers and A bicyle chain.
Lord Gwydion wonders who this 'Lady Gwydion' is, and then explains to Jess that the glasses only explode when banged against a table.
Jess bangs the glass very hard on Lord <s######s> Gwydion's head, causing it to explode. And don't try to squirm out of this one!
Lord Gwydion regenerates and sees purple smoke (the explosive leaves purple smoke when it explodes).
Lord Gwydion, for having so much fun getting his head blown apart, gives Jess a free drink of her choice, extra-alcoholic if she likes.
(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-22-2001).)
Yay! Jess gets very drunk, and starts an anti-eating-people campaign/
Esponer reincarnates himself and DOESN'T shoot people. Orders water.
------------------ "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?" - SilverDragon
Lord Gwydion gives Esponer a normal glass of water (no explosive).
Rima walks in and sighs at all the 'red paint' all over the walls and floor. She orders a Zidagar Flameout. For fun she shoots a sign someone was putting up about not eating people. She quickly moves to another seat and takes out a metal bar.She starts carving it into some wierd shape. It soon looks like a ship.
------------------ The earth is burning up and were all going to die.
Phoenix walks in, his blond-brown-dirty hair handsomely waving in the conveniently placed breeze. He pulls out his cell phone and flips it up a few times, and then knocks Esponer, Overrider, and Lord Gwydion's heads together. He orders water.
He agrees with Jess's "immature" asessment.
"If I wasn't around to sort you all out, where would we be......."
He buys Rima, Jess, and Athena a free Sparkle Dew.
He notices that his dark jacket and green shirt combined with his jeans create a very good figure. He also notices that he is feeling particularily egoistic today.
------------------ "You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances." -Phoenix "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead." -Phoenix
Lord Gwydion reminds Phoenix that Lord Gwydion is the bartender, and that Phoenix is the assistant bartender, and is therefore allowed to get his own drinks (for free).
hah! you can't knock my head together I'M on the specials menu! Overrider regrets to inform anyone who ate him that they are poisoned and their toes fingers face and vital internal orgins will explode. Overrider orders a Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz for him and Jess. Jess dosn't know the alchoal content of EVO drinks but she drinks it anyway and passes out on the floor. Overrider slices and dices Lord Gwdion and puts him on the specials menu with the rest of poisoned Overrider Meat. Overrider takes a drink and passes out on the floor
------------------ My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable"
Lord Gwydion regenerates, then takes Overrider off of the specials menu and explains that only the bartender can change the menu. Lord Gwydion gives Overrider a free drink.
Esponer stands up, apologizes for killing everyone, points out that Phoenix is feeling arrogant right now, also points out that he bought drinks for three females , and then sits down on a table with Phoenix, Rima, Jess and Athena and drinks his water.
"Sorry again for killing you," Esponer says to Athena, "but I was so bored."
Realising that Athena might be still dead, he reincarnates her.
After Athena is reincarnated she throws the last punch at Esponer. She gives a hand to help him back on his feet and thanks him for the drink. Esponer, Phoenix, Rima, Jess, and Athena all sit quietly now drinking their special order.... Water.
------------------ No one gets what they wish for, They get what they work for.
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Originally posted by Imperial Phoenix: **Phoenix walks in, his blond-brown-dirty hair handsomely waving in the conveniently placed breeze. He pulls out his cell phone and flips it up a few times, and then knocks Esponer, Overrider, and Lord Gwydion's heads together. He orders water.
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Oh good god. That is probably the most incredibly bad post I have ever seen. Jess sits in silence for several minutes, before having another one of those drinks overrider gave her.
Esponer thanks Athena for being kind enough not to kill him, and once more apologises for his violent behaviour.
"I'm starting to calm down now. I'm currently kicking ass in my exams, so I'm much calmer than I was before," Esponer explains.
"Athena, when do you come online? 8 PM in your afternoon? I keep looking for you, since I put you on my AIM Contacts list for knowing how to spell, but you're never online."
Am I on the 'can spell' list?
"It's not a list as such, but people who can spell just go on my AIM list and I wait for them to come online. Then...... Then I strike......"
Esponer orders water.
Lord Gwydion, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, gives everyone a free drink of their choice.