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Phoenix flys off in his Arada blaring the laughter after Jess.
------------------ "You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances." -Phoenix
SilverDragon regenerates himself, and the bar.
"Hello all." He orders water.
------------------ "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?" - SilverDragon
Overrider regenerates and rejoices "Oedipus is gone! Praise the Lord!" "Yes, that's why I hate him Jess" Overrider finally orders a drink and get's super drunk and passes out and lies on the floor for hours
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!
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Originally posted by Oedipus: **....and jive........ **
Jive? 320? Jive320? The one who wrote the all time greatest EVO chronichle "Battle of Sol"!? he/she likes you!? HA! Poor him/her
yes, jive is probably one of my best fruends on the boards, though a few come close, fool.
------------------ what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end "And the door closed with a satisfied ssssssh-aaaaah" may your stories live on, Douglas Adams, and may the mice find the true question of life, the universe, and everything
Can't we all just be friends?
------------------ In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden. You will need: Some Thick Cardboard Some Kebab Skewers and A bicyle chain.
SilverDragon demonstrates why everyone can't be friends by walking up to some unnamed person and saying "hi". Luckily, SilverDragon gets the hit in first and also gets a free drink.
"See?" SilverDragon asked.
You're just so childish!
SilverDragon shrugs.
"I'm only thirteen. What do you expect?"
SilverDragon picks up a gun and shoots himself in the head out of a lack of a better thing to do. As his blood spreads on the floor, his organs suddenly spurt out and hit everyone square in the head.
Lord Gwydion blows the crossbows away with his Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ, and then pulls a little device out of his pocket and, looking at it as if it were something he had never seen before, presses a button. The bar instantly goes up in flames.
'Ooops,' he says. 'Let's try that with a different button.'
He presses a different button, and suddenly the floor of the bar opens up where Kiwi was standing, with a pit of molten steel underneath.
'Hmmm,' Lord Gwydion ponders. 'Maybe I should read the instructions. Nah. Instructions are for wimps.'
He pushes yet another button, and suddenly a great rumbling is heard. Godzilla is now outside the bar, stomping on pedestrians. Lord Gwydion blows him away with his Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ.
He then presses a fourth button, and a meteorite crashes into the bar.
'Oooh! I like that one!'
He points the device at a random Crescent Warship, presses the fourth button, and sees a meteor demolish it.
He orders a Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Brandy, and (getting very drunk), starts happily demolishing random things with meteors and his Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ. He finally collapses on the floor, and, accidentally pressing the first button, sets the bar on fire again.
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(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-19-2001).)
SilverDragon stops the fire, steals the weapon and starts toying around with the meteors.
Phoenix savs Kiwi from the pit of molten metal, and shakes hands with Jess and SD.
That being done, he orders water.
Overrider gets in his ship gets out comes back and goes up to SD "can you put me into Flash point 2 in the goverment thing?"
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider You know longer can live
Lord Gwydion wakes up, shoots SD with his Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ, and retrieves his Zinkerwarkius (the device that makes bars go up in flames, makes meteors fall from the sky, et cetera), lights the bar on fire again, and demolishes another Crescent Warship. He then picks up a barrel of Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Brandy and drinks it clean. Finally, he burps and collapses, unconcious.
"Sure. Who the hell are you?" SilverDragon asked.
An Azdara, the Zalif, circles the station, observing, then settles in for a landing at the bar. Sattomax walks in with his bootlegged Atomic Deathray Blaster in hand, orders a Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Brandy, and promptly falls asleep.
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There's only one Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ, and I own it. You can have the toy version, though.
Lord Gwydion has a meteor land on Sattomax, then blows his remains into quintillions of nanoscopic pieces.
Jess falls asleep, which probably is a bad move.
SilverDragon stands up, trying to remember what's going on in the bar. He eventually decides to fix anything or anyone that has been damaged/harmed and buys everyone drinks allround.
He also fixes a shielding array around Jess.
Lord Gwydion drinks yet another barrel of Voinian Neutron Star Brandy (he's addicted to it now), and falls unconsious, in the process falling on another Zinkerwarkius button, making another meteor fall onto the Renegade's favourite meeting place.