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SilverDragon says "hi" to all, wonders if he's the barman, realises he's not, and orders a glass of water.
"Did I tell you all how tachyonic sensors wouldn't work?"
------------------ Fear not the dragon, Fear not the wolf, Fear not the warship, Fear my Crescent Fighter.
"No, you didn't. Now, I could take a moment to remind that this isn't quite a Frozen Heart bar. Just reminding you. No offense meant. Although that black hole thingy was annoying. I never could beat it..."
------------------ The dragon awaits no whims but his own... Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!! Everyone but the black guy are Voinan's, and the black guy is Emalghion... "(url="http://"http://brickshelf.com/gallery/Cotton-Mouse/Other/fight.swf")Die Voinan Scum!(/url)"
Phoenix returns and gives everyone their drinks.
"By the way, I was in a hurry Gwydion. I know how to spell Azdgari but I was very rushed for time. My internet connection was messed up"
Phoenix then activates the bar's energy field. Anyone annoying Phoenix is shocked by this field and permission is then given to any one to do whatever they want to the victim.
------------------ "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
Lord Gwydion asks, 'Excuse my ignorance, but what are tachyonic sensors?'
------------------ YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-04-2001).)
"By the way, Esponer, if you make one more joke about my Emalghion Warship..." :mad: "Everybody, don't miss the chance to join the Ares Board Game!!! (On banter and brawl)"
"Actually, give me a little more time. I've hit a milestone in my thinking."
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Originally posted by Ultra Phoenix: **"By the way, I was in a hurry Gwydion. I know how to spell Azdgari but I was very rushed for time. My internet connection was messed up" **
I thought it might just be a typo from someone in a hurry, but still, many people do spell it wrong.
"Azdgari? Well, us Emaghiolons from Emaglaha think that spelling things wrong is...well...wrong."
"I never spel anything wrong. Right?"
Um...
Draco runs out the door, late for a concert.
(This message has been edited by draco_2488 (edited 05-05-2001).)
Jess shoots everyone with the tickle gun, in the hope of calming them down.
------------------ "Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact." -Granny Weatherwax
A word of advice. Never spell forge with a capital f. He appears to be Karma slamming people for it.
Originally posted by Jess: **A word of advice. Never spell forge with a capital f. He appears to be Karma slamming people for it. **
Don't you know who forge is? "The never duplicated, never capitalised and always puce"
By capitalising forge's name, you deny his identity and he doesn't like that.
jon
------------------ Grubs! That's what we're gooing to eat! That's why they call it grub! And what're we gonna do to get the grub? Why, we're grubbing for it!
SilverDragon walks in, upset. "Yes, but it WAS the first time I ever heard about it, and I get KARMASLAPPED for it!"
SilverDragon walks over to an AIM terminal and waits for any moderator to come on line to complain at..........
A chicken walks into the bar.
"Do you have any grapes?" it asks the bartender.
"No."
It leaves, but comes back in a few minutes.
"Do you have any grapes?"
"No. Go away."
It leaves, but comes back in an hour.
"NO! :mad: If you ask that one more time, I'll nail your feet to the wall."
It leaves, but comes back in two minutes.
"Do you have any nails?"
Lord Gwydion sees that the bartender has no way to nail the chicken's feet to the wall to punish it, so he lends his Atomic Deathray Blaster to the bartender.
(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-05-2001).)
I HAVE NAILS!!!!!!
The bartender could nail it's feet to the wall and then use it as target practice...
SilverDragon gives the chicken some grapes, then goes back to his watch of the AIM terminal, his head down.
"I said a name like it should'na be said," "First time I heard it mattered," "Never before had I heard such a rule," "And then a lower case mod, warns me!"
"I wonder now if mod he should be," "When he warns people for something they don't know," "If anything, I'd like to state," "That 'f'orge isn't very nice."
"But of course everyone knows that," "But perhaps he's mad with power," "What next I wonder will he do," "Warn someone for spelling 'Azdgari' wrong?"
"forge, forge......." "forgev forge......." "forge, forge, forge....." "What difference does it make?"
(This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 05-05-2001).)
Someone has a death wish... But we'll stand by you! ------------------ "Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact." -Granny Weatherwax
(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 05-05-2001).)