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Rally leaves.
------------------ When people pick up a gun, the natural tendency is for the index finger to rest on the trigger. DON'T DO THIS! Train yourself to rest your index finger along the side of the trigger guard, or against the side of the frame. NEVER put your finger on the trigger unless you are ready to fire.
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Originally posted by Lord Gwydion: **Lord Gwydion, sick of people killing eachother, draws his Atomic Deathray Blaster and blasts the rules in giant words across the bar wall: (b)1. No killing another character without their permission. **
Erm, for someone who in an eventless night seems to be discovering the fun of "bars" of this type, how is this rule N° 1 supposed to work practically? Asking permission from a prospective victim to kill them seems a little pointless. Even in this situation, where the possibilities of reincarnation are close to endless, you most likely won't find many guests consenting to their own sudden violent death.
Or am I wrong there?
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Originally posted by Galactic Punk: **Erm, for someone who in an eventless night seems to be discovering the fun of "bars" of this type, how is this rule N° 1 supposed to work practically? Asking permission from a prospective victim to kill them seems a little pointless. Even in this situation, where the possibilities of reincarnation are close to endless, you most likely won't find many guests consenting to their own sudden violent death.
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Lol. I'm inclined to agree.
IC: ESPilot gets a MedPak and fixes himself up. He walks out to the port, gets onto his VERY VERY HIGHLY modified Crescent Warship, tracks down Rally, and blows her ship up with his Phased Beam turret. He comes back to the F-25 bar, expecting Rally to come back any minute.......
------------------ Why settle for a $3 pound of pork meat, when you can get up to 50+ pounds of human meat free?
The Voinan looks around to see people arguing about killing other people. Thinking, he reflexivly tosses his drink in the air, and shoots it with his gun, watching the bitter-sweet drink spray over everybody. Then he orders another drink.
------------------ The dragon awaits no whims but his own... Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!! Everyone but the black guy are Voinan's, and the black guy is Emalghion... "(url="http://"http://brickshelf.com/gallery/Cotton-Mouse/Other/fight.swf")Die Voinan Scum!(/url)"
SilverDragon sighs. "Gwydion, that rule isn't important."
"If you look, it says feel free to shoot people, even lethally, and also feel free to reincarnate yourself."
To make his point SilverDragon strangles Gwydion, then hacks his head off with a bread knife.
------------------ Fear not the dragon, Fear not the wolf, Fear not the warship, Fear my Crescent Fighter.
(This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 05-04-2001).)
Phoenix blasts ESPilot out of the bar.
"ESPilot! What do you THINK you're doing!?"
He then throws a Thermal Detonator after ESPilot for good measure.
------------------ "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
SilverDragon grins. "RMA! RMA! RMA your tachyonic sensor would not work!"
Wow, a lot of people have posted since I was here last. It's not my fault, though! My dad says I spend too much time on this site and not enough revising. "I'll have the most alcoholic drink you have, and lemonade." She fires SilverDragons gun at an Arada outside. She has no idea who's it was...
------------------ "Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact." -Granny Weatherwax
Sorry, I was just trying to stop an ongoing and repetetive argument between two people through redisplaying the rules, but now that I think about it, (and watch what continues) that first rule doesn't make much sense in here, and that politeness gets you nowhere in here.*
Anyhow, Lord Gwydion regenerates his head, and asks for the Azdgari drink that was previously mentioned.
*I also seem to have made everyone hate my guts suddenly.
------------------ YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
"You hit ESPilots Arada! Nice work."
Phoenix gives Jess lemonade and a Suicide Slushy.
"Don't worry Gwydon, I don't hate your "guts"."
He hands him a Azdgar Chronocrusher.
Lord Gwydion thanks Phoenix.
PS-Azdgari (sorry, but I just hate it when people forget how to spell the names of the Strands. There's an easy trick: they're all anagrams of eachother, containing the following letters: 2 a's, 1 d, 1 g, 1 i, 1 r, and 1 z) ------------------ YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-04-2001).)
Noting that no-one noticed his 100-post mark, Draco orders a lemonade.
"So SilverDragon, why don't you think that neither of our stories have gone onto Chronicles yet?"
SilverDragon makes a decision. He hands Enforcer pistols allround.
"These pistols aren't destructive, as such. They don't damage the bar. They do, however, kill people nice and quickly. And are extremely painful if you set it on that mode. It can go from 'tickle me' mode, to 'ha ha ha! the devil is jealous of this mode!' Like the sound of it?" SilverDragon says.
Just to demonstrate, he hauls Jade in, puts it on 'ha ha ha! the debil is jealous of this mode!' and then blasts her in the head.
She falls to the ground, writhing in pain, for the rest of her life.
Until SilverDragon puts the Enforcer Pistol on 'edit: undo' mode and cures her.
Jess sips her drink. "Mmmm... suicidal." Congrats to Draco
Smiling with pleasure, Draco starts shooting random Emalghions with the 'tickle me' mode. Soon there aren't any left standing, as they are all giggling on the floor.
Jess sets it to tickle mode, and fires it at everyone "does it really tickle?" she asks, giggling. Where is Jade anyway? We don't see her around much.
Lord Gwydion, in an attempt not to giggle, and not to lose his dignity, is trying not to let anything escape his mouth. Unfortunately, he accidentally spews his drink all over the bar. He finally can't stop himself, and falls to the floor laughing, his drink smashing to the ground, melting a hole in it.
Suddenly, Draco turns into an Emalghion right before your eyes!
"I actually hate Voinan's, just trying to see how they felt. By the way, Lord Gwydion, try clicking on the link in my signature. It's cool, even if it takes a while to load."
"SilverDragon? Well, what do you think happened to all the chronicles that were posted?"
Originally posted by draco_2488: **"I actually hate Voinan's, just trying to see how they felt. By the way, Lord Gwydion, try clicking on the link in my signature. It's cool, even if it takes a while to load." **
You're right. It is cool! But how did you know that I would like it?