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"Well, what WILL happen with the Dreadnought."
"I hyperspace in the attack the Dreadnought, in a Freighter with no weapons. I look at it, it looks at me. I get scared - it laughs."
"It sends all these little grey rocks at me, so I move out of range so they don't hurt me. It's larger grey rocks, that fire there own grey rocks, stay near the Dreadnought and the Destroyers."
"So, a big grey rock gets disabled. I glide up to it, and 2 years later when I get there I board it and capture it."
"Then I use the big grey rock to beat the huge grey rock, and everyone's happy!"
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This Dreadnought attempt is Copyright SilverDragon 2001-2007
------------------ Jude's left. sniff We'll miss you/are missing you! sniff sniff
"Prodigious"
Draco wonders how Esponer even knows about the Dreadnought, given it hasn't even been developed yet...
------------------ The dragon awaits no whims but his own... Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!! Die Voinan Die!!!!!!!
One of the robots has caught a virus.It shoots SilverDragon in the leg.It goes around wildly shooting everyone.
------------------ I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!" I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!" "Bless this holy hand grenade..."
"Did he not say this happened in the future? Maybe he has a time machine?" a disembodied voice says.
"Ah.... One more post left of my life....."
Phoenix melts it down with his Plasma Siphon and then tosses dragon a MedPac.
"Thanks." SilverDragon said, using the medkit.
He then walked off to his ship, turning to Rima before he left. "I'm activating an EM pulse. You're robots will b disabled, I'm afraid."
Hey every one!!! I don't know what you see but i see Bilbo Baggins the hobbit entering the bar!!!
"hi everyone! did you see Sauron or Morgoth trotting anywhere near here???"he says confusedly " hey!?!? what are you all doing here not more Balrogs (voinians) Dwarves (Emalgha) or Elves (humans)..........WAIT!!!..........I love Elves (humans).Everyone!!!..........the drinks are on me!!!" And so Bilbo quickly learned all the details of all the other races while they were having a drink together. Bilbo gets out his pipe and starts smoking
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The Dark Hobbit
"well....anyone interested in hearing about the time I blew up part of the Rock?"
"Can I start my story now?"
He orders some water.
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Originally posted by Ultra Phoenix: "well....anyone interested in hearing about the time I blew up part of the Rock?"
"Sure Phoenix...but just don't show us how you did it..."
"Dark Hobbit, are you sure you have the right genre? If so, then me dwarf. Me like hobbit." Grunts, scratches armpits
OOC: Yes, I know that dwarves are good mannered while they aren't eating...
(This message has been edited by draco_2488 (edited 04-20-2001).)
"All right, I was in my Arada, minding my own business, when-hey, don't give me that look, I really was!" Anyway, I was cruising along when this Crescent fighter started zapping me. I was about to fry him when 3 Renegade Arada's came out of hyperspace. So I blew apart the fighter and flew up to them, to try to reason with them. They answered with Phase Beams. So I went into evasive maneuvers and strafed the side of one of Arada's. My Neutron Cannon and Siphon PLasma combined to melt it apart. It drifted into an asteroid and exploded. The other two had read my ships name by now and promptly jumped into hyperspace. Then an Azdgari Warship jumped in as fast as they had gone out."
Phoenix sips his water
Rima gives Phoenix his water.
SilverDragon looks as Bilbo. "Not only the wrong genre, but the wrong background. You didn't know about Sauron until Frodo told you after it was all over."
SilverDragon smiles. "But never mind. Oh, and I'm a human, not an elf. Name's Strider, although the people here call me SilverDragon."
"Yeh yeh yeh yeh. U should here my stories.
I was looking after that ring when all of a suden this wind rushed right threw my little hiding place in the woods and it even blew my pipe out!!! Anyway I turned around and I only came up to face to face with Sauron! Yes Sauron!! So I called for the Dwarves.........well Thoron..........and he must have been in a deep sleep and so i decided that i would pretend to run and fall over then through some dirt in his eyes and stab him in the back while he was still recovering. well i got hte first bit right but the secound bit didn't work" Bilbo takes a couple of puffs from his Pipe. " as i was saying, the secound bit didn't quite work. He picked me up and griped me really tightly and i started screaming for help when a fully armoured jazzed up UE Carrier comes up behind him and blasts hims aways.(a band of Elves) But he came back but by then i had set up loads of traps and he fell in to every single one of them. Let me see. He broke his nose when he got hit in the face, broke thrice fingers when he tripped over an over grown tree root and a toe when he turned round and kicked it."
SilverDragon leans back in his seat. "A nice story. But nothing on my tale - a tale of such danger and fear that it will blow your mind."
"Now, I can beat a Azdgari Warship but this one was different. You see, I kind of destroyed the Azgari captains entire squad of fighters, and he was kinda mad. He also had enhanced Phase Beams, so I flew toward the Rock. As I maneuvered into landing position I saw a squad of Azdgari commandos waiting in the docking bay control room. There was a shield protecting the control room so I couldn't blast them before the Azdgari Warship come and melted my ship down. I wondered why an Azdgari would chase me all this way-wait....I DID steal their proto-type shield regenerator. Just then the Azdgari Warship came up beind me and hit me with it's phase beams. My ship shook like an Orion Trouser Snake and my head hit the control panel. It hit the hatch release button. MY TRADING CARD COLLECTION #57 went into DEEP SPACE! With cold rage I pumped up my Plasma Siphon to overload, and I careened straight for the docking bay room. My Siphon melted through the control room and fryed the commandos. But I had a problem. My Plasma Siphon's button was fused. The docking bays wall started melting and I started sweating. I couldn't go out because of the Azdgari Warship but in here I would fry the Rocks core. Not that that would be a bad thing...
So I flew closer to the wall and slowly melted through. I emerged in a natural tunnel. I saw the power generator for this part of the station at the end. I had an idea. I cruised straight for it and melted it apart. It blew up(big suprise). The explosion propelled me backwards through the tunnel, the docking bay, and into space. I could almost see the suprised look on the Azdgari captains face. I then ejected the Plasma Siphon from my ship(yes, it was not built in), and it careened right toward the Warship, which was struggling to turn around. The Siphon was so hot it fused onto the Warship and then blew up. It blew up on the bridge. The Warship went out of control and crashed into a field of asteroids. Then the power generator on the rock finally blew up completely, and the safety shields on the docking bay went on. The shields were designed to protect from fire on the outside of the station, so the explosion simple was reflected into the Rock and disintegrated 4 docking bays and a mantainence closet. I enjoyed the fireworks from the exploding Warship after that. That's all."
Phoenix sips the remains of his water and orders another.
"Well Strider " Bilbo looks at him in a weird way "If that is your real name. I will tell you mine if you tell me yours!" I'll let you in to a little secret. My real name is actually Frodo. Bilbo was just a cover up because he went to the blessed realm at the end of the Lord of the Rings. Its rather suspicous how you didn't recognise me and you forgot about the time I told you what happened to Bilbo? Plus if you can prove that your real real name is Aragorn. How do I know that you are not one of Sauron's Servants!?!? tell me about your battles and I might change my mind about you." He removes his pipe. "Plus i am Frodo for what it didn't say in the story is that Luthinien gave me the best gift i could hope for! To live for eternity and see how the world developes."
Thankyou! Over and out until 4 and 1 half hours.
"Once I went head to head with a ship called an Azdgari Dreadnought. Only one was ever built. It carried 24 Azdaras, had eight phase turrets, and a huge number of dispersal rockets."
"In my ship, a trusty Miranu Gunship called the M.S.S Dark Star, I circled round the ship, quickly meeting a horde of Azdaras seeking blood."
"Now, there is no ship in the galaxy that can beat 24 Azdaras, except mine, of course. I do, of course, have all the Strand weapons, so a Plasma Siphon and a repulsor beam came in handy here."
"Then I got angry when one hit me, so I swtiched to my phased beamer. One charged at me, so I blasted it. Three more at me - I sent all three beamers blasting out at different targets, quickly smashing the Azdaras apart."
"The remaining Azdaras moved forward together, but I was ready for that. I brought the phased beamer up to overload, and a huge explosion destroyed every single Azdara."
"And then the huge bulk of the Azdgari Dreadnought on me, and I asked Rima for a drink." SilverDragon ends.
"Water, I think."
"Nice story.....I could do much better than my previous one except my keyboards broken. By the way, what did you think of mine?"