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Very well, we shall make further plans on your order. If provisions are necessary, i can make them, provided i have a ship. I await further instructions, sir. Meanwhile...
------------------ It is not fear that will destroy you, but the absence of it.
Flatulence's fleet of strandless Warships set off for earth. Leading Squadron 3 is Rooster, Flatty's new ally.
Back on good ol' Earth" "Umm... sir... we have.. weird transmissions from Luna. They claim that their sensors have picked up... well... half the vessels say Voinian ships and half say Azdgari ships in the neighboring systems. Do you think a battle between the two races is taking place?" "Most likely. Send out a scoutship to see what's..... oh ****"
A fleet of Strandless Warships jumps into the sol system
Flatulence: "Greetings once again, Commander. You remember me, do you not?"
Earth instantly releases its entire defense fleet.... no match, however, from the new Warships. Blaze cannons fire away, tearing through the armor of the SW's.... but, almost on contact, the armor re-enforces and goes back up to 100%. Earth's fleet is quickly decimated. Sqaudron 3 drops into Earth's atmosphere and let's all hell loose on the planet.
A passing scoutship records this in his notebook:
Earth -- mostly harmless
The strandless fleet leaves and heads back to their space for further planning and construction.
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Meanwhile...
On the lone desolate planet of F-25 life stirs amongst a small colony of mercenary's. True was Flatulence's story of the colinization of this small planet; however, he did not know it at them time. In the small base of the evil mercenary cult a leader announces to his people: "Mercenary's of F-25 and fellow Renegades. The time is now for our strike against the hated Miranu." A cheer arose through the dense crowd. "We have put up with their goverment and 'peace' keeping Zachit warriors for too long. They have not shown leadership, we shall! United we will overcome the scum of the Crescent. I will not rest until every Miranu system is under our rule! And every Miranu supporter bows down to me!" The cheers grow louder as the leader of this band of rebels raises his voice over the commotion. "The time is now! I shall lead you to victory... FOLLOW ME!" The cheers burst through the walls of the base echoing through-out the peaceful world of F-25. Quickly, under the command of the Rebel Leader Maximous, renegade and mercenary pilots rush to their ships. Thousands of them, Warships, Arada's, and other stolen ships from all different Goverments. A loud blast of noise resinates through-out the space as the thousands of Rebel ships pull out of F-25's atmosphere and begin hyper-travel. Thus begings the destruction of the Miranu, and the rise of a new goverment... The Alliance.
Sorry, I couldn't come up with a better name Oh, sorry. While I was writing people must have posted other posts. Just work around my confusing new plot-line. (I did this because Flatty said Meanwhile... to some other Characters)
------------------ "Stop ryhming, and I mean it!" "Uh... Anybody want a peanut?"
(This message has been edited by Bubaganoosh (edited 11-27-2000).)
Rooster did not realize that when he left Buba, he destroyed Buba's alliance with Flatty. Buba had been gathering the south renegades. A fleet was nearing Earth with partial technology from a strandless moon. Now flatty is too far away and must decide: call Rooster away, or tell him to stand his ground and await most possible death with the limited ground forces of squad 3?
How about the Razirga?
------------------ The Person who joins the United Earth Dictatorship knows not true might and he knows not true enlightenment.
My objective is to live forever. So far so good. Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.
The renegades Rooster's fleet noticed were of course, those of the Alliance, but some are coming toward Earth led by Buba...how can this be if he also attacks the Miranu? Something is not right, we must make the right decision, save the peaceful Miranu, or pull away from Earth for fear of invasion?? Flatty still sits in the captian's chair trying to make his decision...
(This message has been edited by roostersw (edited 11-27-2000).)
I like it Lone... new name!! The Razirga!!! Long Live the Razirga and their massive fleet...
"Sir," one of the ensigns on Flatty's ship said. "We are reciving a transmission from the Voinian Empire." "On screen." Flatty orderd. "Commander Flatulense, I see. Congradulations on taking Earth. Any enemy of the humans is a friend of the Voinian Empire. Do you wish to make that offical?" Oh great, Thought Flatty. It's that Lone Charicter. I wish he would just go away. "I don't think so, commander. I will be taking over your empire next." Said Flatty out loud. "I am warning you, Flatulence. We have a weapon that your armor cannot defeat." "Cannot defeat? This armor is is invincible!" "In that you are right. But we have a way of getting around that fact."
Rooster comes on the intercom: That's what i've been saying! They have a new weapon, our armor will be defenseless. It was only a matter of time. The Alliance has it too, we need a more solid defense, and offense. Please Flatty, the fleet (if it is really there) will be here any minute, do i pull out??!!
Flatty: "Deh... ehhm... ummm....."
Flatty, confused beyond imagine, points his own laser pistol at his head and pulls the trigger His dying words are "Rooster.... you.... must...... take control.... of..... the fleet.... gasp clunk.,,,"
Note: Flatty died because flatty is all too confused with this thread. Flatty need sleep and flatty need to finish history homework.
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Originally posted by Bubaganoosh: **I like it Lone... new name!! The Razirga!!! Long Live the Razirga and their massive fleet...
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And yet another goverment who's name is an anagram of "Gadziar" is born...
Originally posted by Flatulence: **Note: Flatty died because flatty is all too confused with this thread.
HAHA! I managed to out-annoy and out-confuse Flatty! That was my real goal tonight. He almost beat me but I got that last burst of creative juice. HAHA!
Suddenly a flash erupts through every system in the EVO galaxy destroying everything and everyone in it's path, which is everywhere. And so the EVO Universe and everything with it is disintergrated into nothing. And thus ends this galactic war which really was going nowhere... or did it?
No!!!! Rooster watches the blood and cheap whiskey pour from Flatty's body on the vidscreen. Rooster must make the decision...he orders the fleets to Miranu space in lieu of the possible fleet heading for Earth. Soon the fleet confirms the Alliance's Earth-bound fleet was a trick, and they are now in time to help the Zachit. The fleet begins to come out of hyperspace, and no fleets besides Rooster's and Buba's are anywhere near Miranu space. But the battle in the south rages on....(?)
BUT... once again, it was a hologram... and.... it... wasn't really Flatty... who... ummm.... died... and.. oh, crap. I'm dead... BUT NOT CUZ YOU ANNOYED ME!! oh no... it was... because..... I needed... to stop myself before I conquered the whole galaxy. No one could stand in the way of my massive fleet of pissed off Strandless dudes.
Originally posted by roostersw: **Rooster comes on the intercom: That's what i've been saying! They have a new weapon, our armor will be defenseless. It was only a matter of time. The Alliance has it too, we need a more solid defense, and offense. Please Flatty, the fleet (if it is really there) will be here any minute, do i pull out??!!
Your armor would have been intact at the end of the battle. To regenarating-hiderance devices would have been used. How would I have done it?
Originally posted by Flatulence: **BUT... once again, it was a hologram... and.... it... wasn't really Flatty... who... ummm.... died... and.. oh, crap. I'm dead... BUT NOT CUZ YOU ANNOYED ME!! oh no... it was... because..... I needed... to stop myself before I conquered the whole galaxy. No one could stand in the way of my massive fleet of pissed off Strandless dudes.
Except my army of Confuse Bots and their anti-regenarating armor weapons. Can YOU figure out how I'd have done it?
Since no one seems to notice the galaxy blow up they all continue their lives in heaven (or hell) as if they never died. But wait God has a plan of his own and shoots all the little hell raisers back into one system. One system to fight it to the death. The Gladiator Games have begun!!
But quickly Bubaganoosh (since he created this whole mess) found a secret door which only he could exit through and joins God up in heaven to watch as the Gladiators battle it out.
Ahhh... but as I stated before, my armor does not regenerate. It reenforces. Steal the energy of the weapon blast and uses it to support the damaged armor. SO THERE!
The Alliance and Rooster's strandless jump into the system, and begin the battle. It's fierce, and of course the Alliance did have weapons to counteract Rooster's armor. The Zachit finally arrive and are soon reduced to 1/3 of their forces. Rooster calls most of the vessels to retreat, but it's too late...