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This is like the other bars, so just continue the story.
The High Council of the Strands is holding a meeting at Council Station to discuss the current Strand War position. Council Elder Samurai calls the meeting to order. "Ahem. This gathering will now come to order. Now there will be no violence while the meeting is in session." He directs a stern look at the Azdgari "And no operas." Stern glance directed at the Zidagar. "And no subterfuge." Stern glance at Igadzra. Now on to business...
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The Azgari quickly kill everyone.
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And then the Voinians, after finaly destroying those pitiful UEs come and kill the Azgari.
And then the Miranu come and make peace and make the voinians give back strand space. After doing that they ressurect the ambassidors who are very pissed at the azgari and kill them again.
But then a squadron of Azdaras razes the whole bar, killing the (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evosite/shipyard3.html#miranu")Miranu(/url) guy, the (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evosite/shipyard2.html#voinian")Voinian(/url) ambassador (no relation to VoinianAmbassador), Lonevoinian for even suggesting that the Azdgari can be beat down, and the representatives of the Zidagar and Igazdra. The victorious Azdaras execute a parade formation in the sky and race off back to Veltes.
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(This message has been edited by shayborg (edited 11-09-2000).)
With the aid of Council healing technology, Samurai is soon back on his feet. He dispatches the remaining Azdgari with his deadly ion pistol, and then he and some of the Miranu rebuild the bar, and equip it with an incredibly resistant external force field. Rumors circulate that Samurai is secretly selling Saalian brandy at the bar. Meanwhile, the North Tip Renegades, the Voinians, and the Azdgari are all seperately plotting their own assault on the bar. Hmmmm...
(This message has been edited by Samurai (edited 11-08-2000).)
The combined voinian fleet, including the new fleet of Command class ships quickly take over council station and get the healing technology and they revive Lonevoinian. They then head over to saalia and buy 42,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of brandy and sell it all at freeport causing there to be an imminse shortege of brandy throughout the universe. The universe is thrown into chaos without Saalian brandy. And suddenly the Adzgari have started taking huge losses. Most of which have been from crashing into something. What is going on?
BTW. Lonevoinian was the Voinian Ambassidor. And Lonevoinian is seeing that you have learned to spell "Voinian" right after that one loop hole Lonevoinian found in one of your posts that let him stay alive without using Ressurection technology.
Samurai gazes at what used to be Council Station in silence. A wave of fury causes him to take up a life of heinious crime against the hated Voinians. Soon his name and ship are feared throughout Voinian space. His ship is called "Tide of Ruin" And it is equipped with six Ion cannons, an afterburner, a sub-space teleporter, and two energy missile lauchers with lots of ammo. It uses top-secret Council technology that allows it to phase in and out of this dimension. The Voinian fleet seeks to bring him to justice, while he laughs in their faces, leads them around the galaxy in a foolish chase, kills them off like flies, and costs the Voinian government over 10,000,000,000 credits in damage and ships. In desperation the Voinian military turns to Lonevoinian to help them capture the daring renegade.
And then the famous Voinian mercenary named "Tray Tor" (c'mon... you gotta get that one :D) flying in an enhanced Igazra with his 6 voinian cruiser escorts jump into the earth system, demand tribute, and proceeed to blow up the whole freakin' earth fleet. And then....... (note that I haven't yet gotten earth into servitude...)
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Originally posted by Samurai: **Samurai gazes at what used to be Council Station in silence. A wave of fury causes him to take up a life of heinious crime against the hated Voinians. Soon his name and ship are feared throughout Voinian space. His ship is called "Tide of Ruin" And it is equipped with six Ion cannons, an afterburner, a sub-space teleporter, and two energy missile lauchers with lots of ammo. It uses top-secret Council technology that allows it to phase in and out of this dimension. The Voinian fleet seeks to bring him to justice, while he laughs in their faces, leads them around the galaxy in a foolish chase, kills them off like flies, and costs the Voinian government over 10,000,000,000 credits in damage and ships. In desperation the Voinian military turns to Lonevoinian to help them capture the daring renegade.
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Lonevoinian agrees and, having more advanced Council Station technology,( :)) he was quickly able to hunt down Samurai and destroy him. He then kills anyone who might try to bring Samurai back to life. He then helps Tray Tor take over earth and the rest of the UE empire and then the Dynamic Duo take over the rest of the Universe except for Voinian space. (And yes Flatty, I did get it.)
True to his name, Tray Tor secretly revives Samurai and fixes up his ship with new Voinian armor. Samurai thanks Tray for his help and decides to lie low for a bit. Meanwhile, Lonevoinian is leading the Voinian fleet against the strands in an effort to finish off the remaining Strand forces. Suddenly, Samurai appears in his rejuvinated Council Resistance Fighter and lays waste to the Voinian fleet. With the help of some old, presumed dead Council buddies, he retakes Council Station. Lonevoinian narrowly escapes, and wonders how Samurai could possibly have been revived.
Alien sits and watches these odd-balls put the most annoying messages on the board that he loves so much and wonders why the heck they bother.....
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Then a full squadron of Azdaras comes and blows every single Voinian in existence into smithereens, just because they insulted some Veltesian engineer. Then they get Alien just for good measure and Lonevoinian just for pretending he's invincible. Then the squadron creates the words "SO THERE" out of their smoke trails and head back home.
But the giant Azdgari fleet explodes from the malfucntion that caused the ships to have smoke trails. It rips a hole in the fabric of Space/Time causing a fleet of one googoplex voinian Command class ships to come into the galxey. In remorse in the fact that they will never see their homes again they detonate all their ships power cores which causes the events just befor this never to happen and changes the Universe just enough to prevent the Voinians from ever being counquerd again.
And then Decanto looks at the topic, reads the posts, says (in a voice that everyone hears): "You all have waaaay too much time on you hands." Decanto then leaves the topic, logs off and plays EVO.
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Originally posted by shayborg: **But then a squadron of Azdaras razes the whole bar, killing the Miranu guy, the Voinian ambassador (no relation to VoinianAmbassador), Lonevoinian for even suggesting that the Azdgari can be beat down, and the representatives of the Zidagar and Igazdra. The victorious Azdaras execute a parade formation in the sky and race off back to Veltes. **
WHOA! A post without links! im impressed!
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Samurai rebuilds the bar. He equips it with Council Shield tech that not even the entire Voinian fleet can penetrate. Then he kicks back for a drink with his old council buddies.
The Voinian empire then takes all its math professers and makes them multiply the Voinian fleet to the 19th power. The Voinian fleet then goes and blows up the station. They then steal the Council shielding technology and add it on to their ships. They then add an anti-malfunction field around the Council technology so that the shields can't malfunction. And even if the Council technology is sabotaged the ships can't be blown up because of it.
Alien wonders why the heck his name just appeared in shayborg's post.. He shakes his head at the poor semian and returns to his C++ work before his teacher notices...
But the Voinian math proffesors are so stupid, that they all get locked in a room and starve to death because they have a disagreement about how to dial for an outside line. So now, the Voinian fleet has weird shields that they don't even know how to use. Wild rumors indicate that Samurai and his council friends have escaped yet again, and that they have become allies with the Azdgari resistance force. Meanwhile, the blundering Voinians are still try to figure out why their ships keep being destroyed by massive explosions. (The council shield tech is designed to self-destruct any non-council ship it is attached to.)