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Originally posted by Jive 320: **I said my fighters would start to work on the cruisers. Of course they were destroyed by the time the Hinwar got there.
By the way, I said ALL of the Hindwar (or at least that's what I meant). They have the same tech as voinians and with some captured cruisers of their own, they demolished your cruisers.
By the way, a UE Cruiser (or at least mine w. dospect, 4 shield generators, every upgrade (speed, thrust, turn, and azdi) 5 blaze turrets, and 3 pursuit launchers and 100 pursuits) can take on 2 or 3 v.cruisers.
Plus your pitiful v. heavy fighters are no match for the fleet of this size.
So there . **
yes, but you are fergettin' that 24 voinian heavy fighters, and upgraded voinian cruisers,6 of them, would easily demolish your cruiser and most of the Hinwar, so you are still dead
------------------ Life is evil, live with it
Originally posted by Oedipus:
(/B)
sigh
Fine. I still don't see how 24 of some of the suckiest fighters in the galaxy can turn the tide in a battle against a huge Hinwar fleet (which by the way have v. cruisers too) and an upgraded UE Cruiser. But whatever you want to believe...
(Pike (Jives alter-ego) walks into the bar) (He walks over to Oedipus) (Pike smashes a chair over his head) "Please don't do that again :)" (Pike makes reincarnation machine) (Pike goes in one end and Jive comes out the other) "I'm baaaaaaaaack!!" (Jive makes an alliance with Oedipus) (Jive and Oedipus rove the galaxy raiding ships for credits)
------------------ Feel the Jive ------------------ "My son is not a Communist! He may be a liar, a bum, a Communist, but he is not a porn-star!" -Abraham Simpson ------------------
ah, but whos ships shall we use, plus were arch enemies, i sided with the Igadzra, you with the Adzgari, me the Voinians, you the UE. oh wait, i sided with the UE too, so it may werk...
Originally posted by Oedipus: **ah, but whos ships shall we use, plus were arch enemies, i sided with the Igadzra, you with the Adzgari, me the Voinians, you the UE. oh wait, i sided with the UE too, so it may werk...
**
"Lets just steal 6 of the most powerful ships of every race and report back at Freeport in an hour"
(Jive takes a shot of Brandy and leaves to get the escorts) "Oh and one more thing. Lets kill Jack-plus while he's at Hawaii ;)"
im cool with that, but i hate UE cruisers, so i dont want any, they are definiteley the worst warship, sorry ta say
Originally posted by Oedipus: **im cool with that, but i hate UE cruisers, so i dont want any, they are definiteley the worst warship, sorry ta say
"But they're so... sigh fine" (Jive returns with huge fleet of ships) (Oedipus returns with huge fleet of ships) (Jive and Oedipus have shots of Brandy) "Sweet"
(Needle Edward walks into bar) (Orders every pint of Saalian brandy available and orders more once it comes) (Staggers back to Enhanced Azdara) (Goes kamikazee into bar and destroys reincarnation machine :p) (laughs and staggers away)
(Jive sees damage Ed has done) (Jive doesn't care (since he already used the machine and doesn't need it)) (Jive sends entire fleet to kill Ed) (Ed is nothing but a few measly particles now) (Jive takes shot of Brandy)
------------------ Feel the Jive ------------------ I'm not as think as you stupid I am. ------------------
allright! thanks Jive, Ed always pi**ed me off. so anyway...
(Oedipus walks out of bar) (Oedipus laughs at "wreckage" of Eds Azdara) (bored, Oedipus goes back into bar, has a shot of brandy)
Originally posted by Jack: **{ {Jack-Plus straps a nuclear warhead to his head, and headbutts Jive}
I'm going away to Hawaii for a week, so don't kill my character...Please.
If you know Red Dwarf, the TV show, maybe you can finish it. This is for the British.
you FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING in the known universe can survive the 200 MILLION DEGREES fahrenheit from a thermonuclear explosion :rolleyes:, so, you do actually die, and so does everything in a 90 mile radius.
in other words, you are now a little spattering of molecules
I'm ****** Off. I just signed on, about two hours before I leave, and already somebody tries to kill Jack-Plus. YOU ********!! anyway,
{Jack-Plus crawls out of the thermonuclear explosion "uech, my head"} {Jack-Plus is a super human, notice the +} {Jack+ decides that nuclearwarheads suck} {Jack+ decides that he needs an arch nemesis} {Jack+ creates Jack-} (also, Jack*, and Jack/) {Jack- kills Jack*, and Jack/} {The horror!!!} {more red paint} {Jack- wanders off}
If any of you want to use Jack-, go ahead. I really don't like him. :frown:Shudder :frown:
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(This message has been edited by Jude (edited 06-27-2000).)
thats what ya get fer coming here Jack, i noticed the plus, but even the most powerful warships in the galaxy could not stand up to a nuclear explosion, so you still die.
oh, and try ta be more creative than just saying "you die"
(Jive sees more multiple Jacks again) (Jive thinks he has had too many shots of Brandy) (Jive sends fleet to kill Jacks) (Only Jack+ (who is already dead and is a ghost ;)) survives the massacre) (Jive sees pink elephant walk into bar) (Jive stops drinking Brandy)
(Ed walks into bar) ouch(groan)
(Ed walks into bar) (Pulls gun and shoots Jive) (Jive is badly injured) (Ed goes back to Azdara and fires phase cannons at Jive) (Jive is turned to a pasty mush :p)
By the way Jive, Ed's twin was the one you destroyed
(Oedipus sends his fleet to destroy Ed) (Oedipus uses special munb leaves to heal Jive) (Jive sends his fleet to destroy Ed) (Ed's Azdara is quickly destroyed) (Ed's escape pod shoots into space) (Escape Pod is picked up by Jive's fleet) (Jive pulls ionizer on Ed) (Ed gives Jive all of his credits and begs for mercy) (Jive pockets credits but shoots Ed anyway) (Ed's leg is completly gone and gushing blood stands in its place) (Jive shoves Ed's arm into a blaze cannon) (Jive fires the cannon vaporizing Ed's arm) (Jive throws the bloody mess into escape pod) (Jive launches the escape pod and destroys it with a few turret blasts) (Ed is DEAD!!!!!!!)
(Friend of Ed's takes his remains to Himrogo) (Doctors perform miracle surgery and Ed is back) (Ed returns to bar and destroys Jive and Oedipus' entire fleet with VERY large space mines) (Laughs as they burn :p)
(Jive recaptures another huge fleet just as poerful) (Oedipus recaptures another huge fleet just as powerful) (Jive takes hydro bomb and blows up Himigro) (Oedipus hunts down Needle Ed) (Gorky Gav stations his fleet throughout the universe) (Ed is found and is torchered by ion-beams) (Ed is cut up into teeny little peices) (Those peices are then put into a vaporizing machine) (Ed is just some particles) (Jive captures particles) (Jive places the particles into atom splitter) (Jive splits spliced atoms) (Ed is DEAD you hear me DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
It's closing time... (Lothe Lan (should be Ian) looks around at warships regeneration device bits of needle ned bits of vonian cruiser ue fighters and hinwar fleet. Laughs. Closes door.) (Lan sez: "Okay i'm goin a rovin for the next 4 years. If anyone wants the bar kept open they can damn well be the barman themselves." (Freight-courier is seen flying away. Somewhere in space, Lan is laughing)
Oh yeah scince i'm Azdara again this is Lothe's last post.
------------------ "How can I make it go faster?" -Me-
(Ed sniffs) sad because bar is closing 'Goodbye Lan' (Steals all the brandy :D)