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you should, cuz that was probably my first post ever, i think. but anyway
(Oedipus, being woke up in the middle of the night, stumbles towards the cockpit) (only to see six crescent fighters with armor firing at him) "ohhh maaannn, i hate you stupid fcking a$$holes, why cant you just fcking stop?" (after strapping himself in, Oedipus starts to blow away all of the fighters) (after a couple of minutes, Oedipus is still fighting one of the fighters) (when he looks at the shield status of the ship, ITS STILL AT 53%!!) "HOLY SHIT!!!!" THEY HAVE AZDGARI SHIELD GENERATORS!!!" "those stupid fcks also double-crossed me!?!?!" "allright, ill disable this one and take its generator, hehehe" (after about half an hour, Oedipus takes out all of the fighters, finally) (once he boards the ship, Oedipus goes on to take the generator) (while installing it, Oedipus lets a laugh out) "HA!! an azdara, with an azdgari shield generator, 3 burst cannons, and Dagizar armor, hmmmmm, with two allies now enemies, ITS A$$ KICKING TIME" (with that he flies off to tell the Dagizar of a way to fight back against their worst enemies, the azdgari)
------------------ "what is life but a prelude to death?"-me New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95 (just $199.99) and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right
Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me
You know, I think I'm the only person ever to walk in this bar that hasn't had an attempt at their life yet. It's kind of interesting to sit back and watchall this stuff going on.
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Well... Nobody has tried to kill ME yet, either.
------------------ U.E. Lovers Are Ignorant Of True Power.
(Samurai heads back to Freeport Bar, walks in, and orders a gallons of Brandy) (While waiting for the brandy, he notices Mirrorman sitting at a table) (Mirrorman's wallet is sticking out of his back pocket, and Samurai "liberates" it casually as he passes en route to his table.) (An hour later, Mirrorman misses his wallet. "Hey, where'd my wallet go?" he asks. Samurai is long gone by now, off fighting voinians at Svass Station. Mirrorman suspect that LoneVoinian (who happens to be siiting next to him at the time) may have pilfered his wallet. "Give it to me, Lone" he says, and a quick duel (won by LoneVoinian) ensues. More red Paint.
Lonevoinian tracks down samurai and tells him to give him the wallet or he'll shoot samurai. Samurai gives him the wallet but Lonevoinian shoots him anyway for not ordering at the bar whitch he has just taken as his own consedering that Jive used to own it but hasen't come it months. Lone then goes back to the bar to make a lot of money rigging the slot machings.
(Oedipus walks into the bar, notice lone acting like the patron) "hey Lone, remember the post on the fourth or fifth page where Jive gave ME the bar?, well, if you dont, thats too bad, cause i own it, and that means you should shutup cuz its p*ssing me off" (Oedipus, feeling kind decides to make it painless for Lone) (After pulling out his second favorite weapon, his priceless Kitana, he proceeds to fall upon LoneVoinian) (His kitana then proceeds to slice LoneVoinian into little teeny julienne strips) "I love this thing, its so beautiful"
more red paint, and "chicken strips"
But little did Odeipus know that voininans have amazing regenerative capabilitys so every one of the slices growes into another voinian! They then dismember Odie for not giving Lone(now Not-So-Lone) a chanse to remember that Odie owns the bar. They then apologize, take his Katana and sell it for 500 credits. He/They really don't like to kill so they just leave him dismemberd. Running like mad to get away from the scene of the dismemberment they happen to get to the shipyard and find the new voinian ship. After they "Borrow" it they make their getaway blasting all the ships they see in the process.
P.S. Sorry, odeipus. I don't often look back 3 or 4 pages just to make sure my posts are correct.
------------------ I guss Hucked on Phonex werked fer you tew.
(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 09-16-2000).)
(Samurai staggers in to the bar, drunk, as usual, and orders a jug of "Zaaalliian 'brandy") (Samurai slugs down brandy with astonishing speed, and proceeds to try hid luck at the slot machines) (Samurai, annoyed at the fact that the machine keeps displaying " " realizes that someone has tampered with the machine) (He asks Oedipus, who tells him it was LoneVoinian) (He boards his modified UE cruiser, the U.E.S. Steadfast, and follows LoneVoinian's hyperspace trail to the Yelts system...
uhhhh, i would never sell any blade that i ever own, ever. but other than that, it was all cool.
LoL! Oedipus, did you get that sig about rabbits from the discussion about swearing with Gav?
------------------ I trust you Ubbie baby-Pam Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry You know Harry, I used to like you-Ubermann
Translated from German, Ubermannen means 'to overpower' Translated from German, Ubermensch means 'superman' 'Nuff said
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Originally posted by Oedipus: **uhhhh, i would never sell any blade that i ever own, ever. but other than that, it was all cool.
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YOU didn't sell the Katana the zillion little Preveosly-sliced-now-regenerated voinians took it from you and sold it.
That's one, but it was worth it beacause it started a pretty cool fight.
Okay, guys, I'm closing this topic. If you want to start another one, go to the Banter and Brawl board. Since this topic was contained in one string and a lot of people seemed to be enjoying writing the story for it, I didn't see any problem with leaving it here on the EVO board, especially since the Banter and Brawl Board can get rather nasty. BUT, Oedipus, despite my warnings about his excessive use of offensive language, plus a few other people who insist on flaming, have made me change my mind.
My apologies to everyone else who has been reading this string here. I guess I should have kept a closer eye on it, but I made the mistake of think that nearly everyone who posted to this board was civil. Jude