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Allright everyone, since the last one was ruined by some idiot in a gundam suit, I've decided to start it over.
Same story, except one more rule..
If someone attempts to end the story, we are all to turn against him/her/it and destroy!!!!
Have fun.
Alien comes into the system aboard his UE Cruiser, I DARE YOU. "So just why the heck are we here??" Alien asks...
"Something about a meeting sir..."
------------------ Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
SOME IDOIT IN A GUNDAM SUIT! STFU! DON"T START THIS THING IT! IT BECOMING STUPID. Alien, you just have killed it.
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A meeting, That it. i;m going home.
The End
If you don't like these, then get the hell out! I really don't get why you all keep tring to sabotage this. It's not a rip-off of the Freeport Bar, as i explained in the last Pax Bar.
Anyway, 21st centruy digital boy (formerly hunter), starts the meeting. "The Council wanted us to all have a meeting here for some reason, but i say we postpone it for a day or so em, alien, and anyone else who wants to come along can go KILL joseph strife." The Besserk, the I Dare You, and several other ships depart for Joseph's ship...
------------------ "Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..." "Then why did the escape pod just launch?" "Oh s###!"
(Lunar 2 come sin from Freeport after destroying Earth) (Looks at poor Strife's crappy little freighter) (Has pity) (Conveniently send sover an escape pod and destroys ship) (Escape pod launches out) (Annoyingly, NO ONE CAN HIT THE D*MN ESCAPE POD) (Lunar 2 jumps out)
------------------ Lunar 2 One is back, new and improved
Strife escape pod turns into DeathSythe Hell, and slices up Alien ship. Alien escape pod ejects, full blast, right into DeathSythe Hell nuts.
Then Breck shows up in his modified Crescent Warship the U.E.S. Turbulence and sends joseph into an alternate reality, so even if he does come back, he will be like a hologram and unable to do anything to anyone. Then Breck lands his ship on Pax station and starts the meeting. He announces, "The first order of buisness is.." His secretary whispers to him. "Oh yes, the first order of buisness is to declare a truce between the strands for the duration of the meeting." At this a Zidagar official begins making a speech about the cruelty of the other strands when he is shot from behind by an igadzra. Breck continues, "Well, so much for that. Now on to the second order of buisness." He looks confused for a moment before asking, "Does anyone know what the second order of buisness is?"
Okay, everyone ignore Joseph.
"The second order of business is to make those CENSOR CENSOR CENSOR CENSOR NEEDS A BREAK!!! Voinions pay tribute to the hinwar for enslaving them!!"
"What did you call us puny human!!"
"I said your momm-"
Somebody had too much fun with the paint brush again....
"Hey - you just killed Alien!" 21st CDB yells, and blows up the Voinian with his Phase Blaster. A firefight erupts between the UE and Voinians. The Emalgha join in. The Adzari can't stand that there's a fight going on that they're not part of, so they also join - aginst the UE and Emalgha. But since the Miran are new allies of the UE, they send the Zatchit aginst the Adzari. But then, suddenly everyone stopps and stares at the door to the huge meeting room. Standing in the door was...
(if anyone uses this as an oppertunity to sabotage this post, I will find out who you are and personally wring you're neck)
Cuz i'm a 21st-century digital boy i don't know the monty python but i've got a lot of guns my daddy is a renegade his name is Hellcat Helian - wait a second...isn't Hellcat Helian a -
me!
heh...
and behind Bill Gates stands his army of cyborg goons! They charge in and immediately side with the Voinians + Azdgari. As the cyborgs start to "assimilate" the puny humans, a huge hole is blown in the wall, and in charges the............
------------------ "Are you sure this is a good idea, Boss?" "Of course not, don't ask stupid questions" "Sorry"
-- Loiosh & Vlad --
.... savage 8 foot monkey on a unicycle! The monkey pulls out a laser and....
(This message has been edited by Lunar 2 (edited 08-02-2000).)
starts shooting bananas at everyone. The Igadzra, attracted to the bananas, joins the monkey's team. Bill Gates and his cyber goons assimilate the monkey, and then prepare to assimilate everyone when Steve Jobs and his iMac forces show up and...
and then it all out computer war between bill gates pc and the imac. The pc use there thingy mac bobs to do thing while the mac use there razor gun to blow up the pc. But then pameral anderson falls out of know and.......
Oh great, so I get left with Pamela Anderson??? Thank you so much, I'll deliver your dog in a paper bag.
Oh, turkeydroppings. I posted my last message on the wrong thread! How was I supposed to know you'd started a new Pax Bar? A curse on all humans, and... whatever you're home planet's called. Humia or something I suppose. Mania?
------------------ "Hey look Gavin... All this typing, and I didn't need to swear once..."
yay monkeys!
------------------ "Sir, victory of the bladder over the mind is inevitable"-James T. Farrell
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