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...goes up to the bar and buys everyone a round of BrassBladder cocktails.
The recipe: 1 part piffle juice 1 part 7up 1 part Saalian brandy 1 part fuzz spleen juice 1 part renegade vodka, made from potato peelings Juice from 14 munb berries Stir (but don't shake) Ionise with a Zidagar phased beam pistol Sprinkle with crushed hopes, and serve cold. Like revenge.
...(getting rather drunk now): "I love you guys!"
uhhhhh, my azdara has a shield generator and dospect armour, not even a voinian dreadnought could kill me, so, im still coming and pissed.
"NOW STOP BEFORE I GET REALLY PISSED AND NUKE YOU ALL."
------------------ "what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
Alien walks into the bar and is handed one of the new Brassbladder Cocktails...
"What th.." He says and without knowing what it is.. he downs it..
"Whaf tu fric tis dis? IIiiIIiiii dun tats nuthin.."
------------------ Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...
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Originally posted by Oedipus: **and it was........an azdara with Oedipus broadcasting,"you guys all suck! this is a complete rip-off of the 'freeport bar', cease and desist this stupid banter!" **
Now a quote from the STARTER OF THE FREEPORT BAR
Originally posted by Lothe Lan: Where the hell have all the other bars gone? The bars were heaps cool
Complete rip-off, huh? No more than the Freeport Bar was a rip-off of all the other bars. Next time, if you don't know what you're talking about, then shut up.
------------------ "Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..." "Then why did the escape pod just launch?" "Oh s###!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
But then Hunter2's ship, the Besserk, jumps into the system. The Adzara makes an attack run on the besserk It gets ouunded by the Besserk's Pursuit missles and Nuteron turrents, so it runs away to recover it's sheidls. But when it tries to, it can't, because the Besserk has locked it's tractor beam onto the Adzara! So after being hammered with five Nuteron Truuents for a few more seconds, it can't recover the shields and armor because it's losing it too fast. So the Adzara blows up, and all everyone sees is an escape pod going off into space - unitl it colides with an asteroid and is reduced to a could of pink mist mingled with space dust.
------------------ "Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..." "Then why did the escape pod just launch?" "Oh ****!"
(This message has been edited by Hunter2 (edited 07-29-2000).)
Alien gives the Besserk a thumbs up as he falls sideways..
"Dat's da way ta deal with dem scavagers!!! Yu show dem good.. Now come on in ere and ave a trink..."
But then the strife jumps out from hyper space and disables Alien and Hunters ships, then captured all the crew and make them eat 20 year old meat loaf. Strife gets bored watching them eat 20 year old meat loaf and goe blow up the earth.
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Hunter goes over and goes to have a drink. But suddenly, an engades Agzari rins into the bar. "He just killed an Adzara! KILL HIM!"
Hunter runs for his life.
The Adzari threaten the UE government to attack them if they don't hand Hunter over. Huntewr has now killed a couple dozen Adzari attackers. But then the Miran persuade thier allies the Zidigar to protect the UE government, since it's the only other government that'll trade with them.
Meanwhile, while all the action's taking place in UE space, the Idzari see thier chance and launch the largest attack in history on the Adzari worlds, which are soon Idzaro wrolds. So the Entire Adzari strand migrates to all those uninhabited worlds betewwn Miran and UE space.
But it turns out Alien's crew likes old meat loaf!! Go figure when all the humans onboard went with Alien to Pax. So all that was left was Eggies and Hinwar!! And after being slaves for so long, this was the best treat they ever had!!
Alien returns to his ship, hits the 'play dead' button next to the air hatch, and his ship stops playing possum and comes back on with full shields.. Strife's crew is massacred by the onboard defense systems as the Eggies and Hinwar are sad to see their feast go...
The UE Cruiser I DARE YOU gives Hunter a lift to wherever he wants to go and then heads off to earth to watch Strife get demolished by the new Cruiser fleet from earth. These new cruisers have an enhanced AI, therefore they are a total nightmare..
:eek: THEY DON'T FALL FOR THE MONTY PYTHON!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! :eek:
actually hunter, he was trying to make a bar that people would go to, cuz he missed them, this was made... i dunno what this was made for, but it really sucks, and im leaving this crack-headed post, so to put it in cartmans words" *crew you guys, im goin' home
Well, that's fine with me, because i'm pretty sure that you're the only one still here who thinks that. If you don't like this, then why do you keep coming here.
Anyway, Hunter returns with a brand new Igzara fully-outfitted with all the stuff he gets for it, just so he can help the enhanced-ai cruisers kick ASS.
Strife vomits had the fact the Alien crew like 20 year old meat loaf So, he launchers out ina fighter which turns into the Gundam, Wing Zero, and start blowing up randam ships.
Sick to death of Joshua's attempts to end the story, SteveVo8a jumps in from multiple parallel universes at once, in his Tachyonic Drive equipped Scrieen War cruiser, the Stevecruiser 2. He instantly sends a DoomBeam tearing through the cockpit of Josh's "ship". The arrmor boils away and the flesh inside melts int o its individual atoms.
Having solved this problem, SteveVo8a turns to see how the other battles are going.
------------------ "Now you've gotten my forklift angry...."
Cpt. SteveVo8a
Cabin 124, Zachit Station
Patton walks up and says: "EMAL.....No, sorry I'm late,"
Then Patton walks back to the Winston Churchill and brings out a box and Jack openes it.....and it is a......
------------------ "A terrible darkness has fallen over the people of Emalgha, we must lift our lamps to find our way throught the darkness, may God save our poor world" -Member of Emalgha Resistance
huh?
"Whoooaaa!!!" Alien says as he watches the doombeam make quickwork of Joseph...
He opens a channel to SteveVo8a and asks.. "Where can I get one of those nifty little things????"
It's a boy!
huh! I;m lost. can someone help me
"Where can you find what, Alien?" SteveVo8a says, "Oh, hang on, I gotta vaporize some Aradas..."
Nobody can really help anybody, can we even really help ourselves?
~Disco Patton