UBB: Ultimate Boozerama Bar

That would be good.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
--One of the laws of computers and programming.

Bob walks out of the acid pit looking fifty years younger, the acid had given him a chemical facelift of the whole body, now Bob looked as awesome as he felt!

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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"

Dark tells some reporter guys and they come to bob asking what happened. Dark buys him a drink. Dark then goes off to buy a couch.

-Dark Jet

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StarGate: Atlantis and StarGate: SG1 are on Sci Fi on Fridays, watch them and witness the gateness...

I wonder what kinda stuff my PERS says...

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

The most important question is: Am I in it?

emainiac shudders from the new web board... Where's the dark blackness????

Hey, wheres the BB plug?

nfreader.... POST THE DAMN BIBLE!

emainiac, on Sep 6 2004, 12:43 PM, said:

emainiac shudders from the new web board... Where's the dark blackness????

Hey, wheres the BB plug?

nfreader.... POST THE DAMN BIBLE!
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Sorry, I forgot all about it. I'll take care of it right now.

nfreader, on Sep 6 2004, 08:33 PM, said:

Sorry, I forgot all about it. I'll take care of it right now.
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Grumble...Granafrankflanacreetoopoopie...

mrxak walks in, wonders if he should play with some moderation features...

Hmm... delete all selected posts... 😛

I'm back with a vengeance, s h i t t e r s. And I've missed ya all. I can't wait to see what the next boozy bar will be like. With a new webboard, perhaps we could break tradition and make the next a true classic?

JaceySquires, on Sep 6 2004, 06:55 PM, said:

I'm back with a vengeance, s h i t t e r s. And I've missed ya all. I can't wait to see what the next boozy bar will be like. With a new webboard, perhaps we could break tradition and make the next a true classic?
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Jacey... I'm... I'm hurt that you'd call me that....
nfreader throws Jacey into the acid pit.

Rickton shoots everyone one last time as he begins counting down... "7..."

/me nukes the topic. Err. I mean bar. Right. Bar.

DE runs in and screams! There are very few posts left till 1000!

DE gets a final root beer.

Jimbob decidedly decides to bust a cap around the the bar one last time before he lurks around for the whole day to make sure he posts the next bar.

Mazca ushers the remaining conscious patrons out of the bar, then drags out the unconscious ones. He then strolls around leaving cubes of plastic explosives next to all the walls and pillars, walks out and presses the detonator switch. He chuckles with satisfaction as another wretched hive of scum and villainy collapses.

Time for the next one, guys.