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Jimbob finally completes drinking the universes holiest of drinks. He then has to piss likea a german racehorse, so he unloads it on all the bar members, Desperado style.
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nfreader walks back into the bar. He orders a Cream Soda, chugs it, belches like a deranged Frenchman, and chucks the empty mug attttt.... Jacey.
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Bond walks into the bar, orders a Mountain Dew, then leaves.
------------------ "I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love." (This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)
Dark sneaks up behind Jimbob and straps a big explosive to him and push him off the cliff and activates halfway through, showering the tramp with blood and body parts.
-Dark Jet
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Dark orders a soda then starts playing EV. Dark cant find that one evil link to the most annoying web site ever, so he can torture some one.
(This message has been edited by Dark Jet (edited 08-01-2004).)
At the mention of the most annoying site ever, Jacey goes into a muscle spasm, flailing his arm out at Dark Jet and KOing him instantly.
------------------ I'll so offend to make offence a skill, redeeming time when men think least I will. - Hal
Dark throws Jacey off the clif, pulls out a "portable" torpedo luancher and shoots right as jacey makes it mid way threw. Jacey blows up thenReappears and falls the rest of the way.
(url="http://"http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v1/index2.html")Jacey screams a cryptic message to Dark Jet as he falls to his death.(/url)
Me wakes up from his coma and orders a Vanilla C•k•. (Can't use names, Trademark violation. :p)
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nfreader tosses Dark into the acid pit for ticking him into clicking that webpage for the nth time.
Dark throws nfreader off the clif, cause he didnt have to click, plus he did that 9 times. Then gets a soda
Jimbob Reincarnates and decides it seem pretty fair to bust a cap on Dark Jet. He sneaks up and kicks him in the shin. Not stopping at that terrible attack, he give him a genuine Indian Rugburn, and then takes out an Uzi and makes some Swiss cheese out of the guy. HE then takes his mangled corpse and throws it off of the cliff.
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Originally posted by Jimbob: **Jimbob Reincarnates and decides it seem pretty fair to bust a cap on Dark Jet. He sneaks up and kicks him in the shin. Not stopping at that terrible attack, he give him a genuine Indian Rugburn, and then takes out an Uzi and makes some Swiss cheese out of the guy. HE then takes his mangled corpse and throws it off of the cliff.
**
T-Mac wonders when the good egg will turn rotten. T-mac shoots Jimbob, and when he gets to the hospital, he tells everyone his name is bobmij. He checks out with a chocolate covered table fused to his head
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Da Priest walks in and asks for directions on how to get to the Blue Mushroom Pub from the Boozerama Bar. It seems that there is a portal from the Blue Mushroom Pub to the Boozerama Bar, but where does it open on this end??
------------------ "You don't want to sell me deathsticks" "I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!" "You want to go home and rethink your life." "I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Rickton destroys the portal. By kicking it.
nfreader steps in front of the smoking portal. Nervously, he says: "There's no portal... There never was one. Heh" <shifty look>
Da Priest drops the water he had just ordered (he is a priest after all!) and fainted at the realization that there is no portal. He was stuck in the Boozerama Bar!!
Bond shoots nfreader with a 9mm railgun for no reason. He then throws the dead body off the cliff.
Bond edits his post.
He edits his post again.
And again.
And a final time. ------------------ "I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love." (This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)
(This message has been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 08-04-2004).)
When Dark finishes climbing back up the cliff he asks the bartender if he has got any hot dogs with relish. While he waits for an answer he seeks revenge on Jimbob.
nfreader comes back from whereever he was. He breaks off from normal routine and orders a Martiti, shaken not stirred. He dumps it "Accidently" on bond, and while he's looking down in shock, punches him in the mouth.