UBB: Ultimate Boozerama Bar

DE regenerates the Boozy Cop and high fives him. DE throws Cade into the acid pit.

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb shoots DE then gets a drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!

Dark jumps down through the hole in the roof, fallnig straight into the acid pit, then climbing out, he gets a drink.

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"Ahh, the signature, The One signature, TO RULE THEM ALL!" (url="http://"http://www.legendaryfrog.com/news.htm")http://www.legendaryfrog.com/news.htm(/url)

nfreader laughs at Dark's antics, but grows bored quickly. He decides that he needs to advertise a little and he puts up a large sign that says:" irc.ambrosia.net and #boozybar ! Come one! Come all!"

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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED! (url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url)

(This message has been edited by nfreader (edited 07-09-2004).)

Blargafloarntnuapleeeee!!!!!!

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Jacey yells "Bow down before the superiority of my late-night shenanigans!"
A beating stick appears out of thin air and Jacey commences breaking everyone's kneecaps, stopping to bow to Trugati and Smart out of respect because they seem to be too adult to be in the bar, then finally ending his rampage by bludgeoning Emainiac to death.

Standing proudly before his fallen peers and two elders, Jacey adds,
"Can you believe it? I did ALL of this on an empty stomach!"

He grabs himself a Guinness, then realizes he's still too young to drink in the U.S., then realizes he's not even in the Sol system and chugs it down immediately, tossing two more to Trugati and Smart.

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

(This message has been edited by JaceySquires (edited 07-11-2004).)

missed me! nfreader grabs a beer bottle and shatters it (the right way :p) and lunges at Jacey...

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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/

Jacey topples backwards from trying to dodge nfreader's attack but manages to twist his head out of the way just as nfreader swings the broken bottle at him.

Jacey kicks nfreader - HARD - in the stomach, launching him off the ground and just far enough away for Jacey to jump to his feet before nfreader can recover...

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

nfreader gets up, walks over to Jacey, pulls off a glove, slaps him and says "Sir, I challenge you to a duel. Pistols at dawn on #boozybar irc.ambrosai.net" nfreader turns to the rest of the bar: "Tickets are 5 dollars."

...

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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED! (url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url)
irc: CIA_MAN

(This message has been edited by nfreader (edited 07-11-2004).)

Lets out a peircing FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERANTOPOOTORNASHALALALALAAAAA!

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Quote

Originally posted by nfreader:
**nfreader gets up, walks over to Jacey, pulls off a glove, slaps him and says "Sir, I challenge you to a duel. Pistols at dawn on #boozybar irc.ambrosai.net" nfreader turns to the rest of the bar: "Tickets are 5 dollars."

...

**

Alas, fair maiden, I cannot duel you until I understand how the IRC channels work. I am a veteran fighter but a noob when it comes to this irc.ambrosia.net nonsense.

From the looks of it, I need some sort of shareware program and Mac OS X. I lack both.

If you could explain to me how I go through the process of entering #boozybar I would be much better at doing this...

Jacey kicks nfreader in the groin, watching him slump to the ground.

I guess you aren't a woman after all.

Very well then sir, I accept your offer. If you reply to me with proper instructions on how to meet you I may be able to defeat you yet.

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

(This message has been edited by JaceySquires (edited 07-11-2004).)

Quote

Originally posted by JaceySquires:
**Alas, fair maiden, I cannot duel you until I understand how the IRC channels work. I am a veteran fighter but a noob when it comes to this irc.ambrosia.net nonsense.

From the looks of it, I need some sort of shareware program and Mac OS X. I lack both.

If you could explain to me how I go through the process of entering #boozybar I would be much better at doing this...

Jacey kicks nfreader in the groin, watching him slump to the ground.

I guess you aren't a woman after all.

Very well then sir, I accept your offer. If you reply to me with proper instructions on how to meet you I may be able to defeat you yet.

**

nfreader appreciates the respectful manner in which he is being spoken to...
moving on...

To get onto IRC download Conversation 2.0 from here: (url="http://"http://www.macupdate.com/info.php/id/12666")http://www.macupdate...fo.php/id/12666(/url)
That's a good beginner client

To join: Got to File --> New --> Click on the servers tab and type in irc.ambrosia.net and click join.
When there is a bunch of text on your screen, type /join #boozybar

hope that helps.

In other news: nfreader sets emainiac up the spelling lesson.

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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
(url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url)
irc: CIA_MAN

(This message has been edited by nfreader (edited 07-11-2004).)

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Originally posted by nfreader:
**
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To get onto IRC download Conversation 2.0 from here: http://www.macupdate...fo.php/id/12666
That's a good beginner client
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**

As I said earlier I do not have Mac OS X. Conversation requires v10.3 or later. Any other suggestions?

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

Ok, sorry, forgot to read that part...

Mac: OS 9: ShadowIRC (url="http://"http://www.shadowirc.com/")http://www.shadowirc.com/(/url)
Windows: mIRC (url="http://"http://www.mirc.com/")http://www.mirc.com/(/url)

I eagerly awiat your lead...

nfreader kicks Cade just for the heck of it...

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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
(url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url)
irc: CIA_MAN

DE turns EVWeb into a basketball and throws him into the acid pit.

DE: 2
EVWeb: 0

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

As DE is about to take a sip, Jacey blasts the root beer out of DE's hand before it reaches his lips, splattering Pepsi all over DE's face.

"See!! It wasn't even REAL root beer!!! And it's not even Coca Cola!!! Nothing beats the original!!!"

Jacey slaps DE.

"Anyway, that's what you get for being younger than I am!" (see last post on EV player ages thread)

OOCL: I've almost got this IRC stuff figured out...

Okay, I have it completely figured out, I'm just too lazy to join the channel.

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

nfreader uses his newly discovered ability to go stark raving mad at anything. GGRRRR...

jacey: I am in #boozybar just type in /join #boozybar
I eagerly await you on the battle field...

nfreader bites the bartender...

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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
(url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url)
irc: CIA_MAN

Smacks nfreader with a stop sign just for the hell of it.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Jacey screams "nfreader is MY sworn enemy and I will protect him like a brother until the day he and I are destined to meet in battle!"

Jacey then calms down.

And slaps emainiac with a "go" sign just for the heck of it.

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

Jimbob comes back for fun and uses his massive erection to kill random bar members.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/Jimbob")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!