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Bond orders a cream soda, then realizes he doesn't like cream soda. He then asks for a Mountain Dew Code Green, but the bartender says that its all gone. All that's left is Code Blue, Code Purple, Code Brown, and Code Brown. Bond orders a Code Black, then nearly dies after taking a single sip because Code Black has 400 grams of sugar in each serving, and enough caffeine to keep one up for a week.
------------------ "I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
Dark wakes up from the corner of the bar, whew it was just a dream, he walks over to the bar and sits next to bond, after witnessing what just hapened. "i'll take one of what he's got." Dark points to bond. Then Dark starts chuging.
------------------ "Ahh, the signature, The One signature, TO RULE THEM ALL!" (url="http://"http://www.legendaryfrog.com/news.htm")http://www.legendaryfrog.com/news.htm(/url)
nfreader notices that Dark and bond are about to go absolutly nuts and throws them in the acid pit. And General Cade too, just for good measure.
------------------ EVERY THING HAS CHANGED! http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/
The Cheat fills up the acid pit with Roach Juice before anyone has time to throw anyone in.
(P.S. Roach Juice is more deadly than acid, but its a slow painful death)
------------------ { (url="http://"http://eegrasstudios.cjb.net/")Eegras Studios(/url) }{ (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/")TCL network(/url) }{ (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/GraphicsPortfolio/index.html")Graphics Portfolio(/url)} ( (url="http://"http://www.eternallightstudios.com")Eternal Light Studios(/url) )( (url="http://"http://eternallightstudios.com/ELSForums/index.php?http://www.eternallightstudios.com/")Forums(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.apple.com")apple computer(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/solarsystemplug/solarsystemchat.htm")Solar System Chatroom(/url)
Decides to check out the IRC Boozybar.
------------------ "How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due. No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
nfreader notices that the bar's property value is going straight up and decides to go IPO on the bar.
Decides the IRC Boozerama Bar is cool. Because i kicked nfreader/CIA_Man's butt in there.
Dark climbs out then starts to feel the slow painful death, so he climbs up to the roof and jumps. Then regenerates and walks back intot the bar to finish his fivth strange drink
EVWeb sits down and has a drink.
------------------ "If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own." -Bill Watterson (url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever. (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!
DeadBeat...uh stands around, having done everything he can already have done in his past life.
------------------ "I'm being repressed!" -Dennis (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
nfreader notes taht he is now a billionare and hires Dark Jet as his body gaurd paying 5000 credits an hour.
Becomes a whistle blower and signals that nfreader has been embezzling billions of dollars from Boozron Inc. and he is arrested.
nfreader is perp-walked to the police car shouting all the way: "YOU DIRTY ROTTEN GOOD FOR NOTHING SKANK!" He is then hit in the mouth with a nightclub and shoved into the car, still screaming. Several reporters chase after the car.
EDIT: Ever herd of the word 'Carm'?
------------------ EVERY THING HAS CHANGED! (url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url)
(This message has been edited by nfreader (edited 07-04-2004).)
Thanks, Cade. Trugati feels welcomed (and missed).
Then she grabs a killer whale and smacks Deadbeat back with it.
------------------ Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. J.R.R. Tolkien
DeadBeat smacks Trugati with a Marsian Blue Whale to complete the return of old bar members. Afterwards the planet's orbit was knocked off and it was sent hurtling towards the sun....
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Originally posted by Trugati: **Thanks, Cade. Trugati feels welcomed (and missed).:)
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Cade gives Trugati lemonade (Pepsi/ Fanta/ Coke/ Sprite, whatever you like) and steak and potatoes in a final welcoming act.
emainiac said on page 15: "Actually, that wouldn't be ironic, because irony is something happening that you wouldn't expect in that situation. We are in the Boozerama Bar. Nothing is ironic except for normalcy. "
Woo! I am normal. No harming Trugati with weird things (such as giant cods), no killing her, no dropping her in the acid pit, no randomness (such as putting something so strong she cant drink in her drink). Just friendliness (a free synthale for her, giving steak with potatoes and lemonade of her choice) and a normal act of liking someone (hugging her). emainiac! I am ironic! Cade is proud that he is ironic and has managed to be normal in the Boozerama. He waits to see the look on emainiacs face.
------------------ I am eager to try to answer mission questions "There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin
Puts on a ski mask so GCS can't see my facial reaction.
I decide to go and visit nfreader in prision and throw grape filled bananas at him.
DeadBeat releases a species of deadly buttons into a trendy clothing store.
Bond finally regenerates and orders a Mountain Dew Code Green, which is thankfully back in stock. After finishing it, he goes to visit nfreader in prison. He releases a can of flesh-eating ants into nfreader's cell, then goes back to the bar to get more to drink.
Dark walks out buys a ship and does a few missions to get some money. Then comes back and falls asleep on the roof.