Boozerama Bar: The Return

Plexrom steals Jimbobs money and makes away in his new Viper.

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Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

Jimbob laughs at Plexrom for stealing nothing. Dollars are completely useless. šŸ˜›

Credits my friend, are the cash crop.

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Cresent takes the dollers and puts them in her ancient-and-outdated-coin collection.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

DeadBeat eats Cresents old money collection and is awarded 100 dollars for doing it.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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KDC yawns, punches everyone once in the face, and jumps out a window.

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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.

Unfortunately for KDC, he jumped out the window overlooking the cliff. Poor bloke. šŸ˜›

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KDC looks out the window and watches the guy who stole her name fall to his demise.

Interesting, Jimbob. Very interesting...

(This message has been edited by kraftdinnerclone (edited 06-22-2003).)

All of a sudden two people named Whitney Petty and Kate Johnson walk into the bar and order a drink.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Jimbob turns into a donut while Cresent laughs hysterically.

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Long live the donut curse!!

DeadBeat eats Jimbob who gives him indigestion.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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Destroyer E walks in. "Wow, I was missed. You started the fighting Cade, not me. I just laughted at you. Not much has happened here. By the way, how did Destroyer D and I get thrown into an acid when we were not here. Where is D anyway?"

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

D walks in. "Hello." D orders a root beer.

Cresent looks over at the Destroyers and blinks a few times as if trying to remember them. Clearly she does, because she quickly throws both of them in the acid pit.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

"Now that was not very nice." D gets up and rips off Cresents head. "Football anyone."

"Looks like a head not a foot." Destroyer E takes the head and throws it in the acid pit.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

D takes the rest of Cresent and throws the body into the pit. D gets another root beer.

With a sigh, Cresent regenerates and returns the Destroyers to their rightful place in the acid pit. She looks around the bar. "Where's Cade when you need him?"

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Shek Sunrunner wakes up. "What the? I've been gone for one week, canoeing a second, and people are still throwing each other into the acid pit? I think it's time to start a new trend!"

He gets up from his table, still wobbly from his two-week-long sleep, and throws himself into the acid pit.

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"Oh no, the D's are back" Frodo states. He then joins Shek in the acid pit.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

In an attempt to save money DeadBeat cooks all the bar's food in the acid of the acid pit.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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