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Anyone else for drinks?
------------------ Vast__
-sits down at the bar and mixes himself a tequila sour because noone else has ordered anything real yet.
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AV sneaks his newest poster a pint of pure alcohol to help with his drink mixing. It's great with lemonade.
(This message has been edited by Agent_Vast (edited 01-09-2004).)
The Bruse walks in to the bar and sits down with hopes that this will bring life back to this thread and board
(This message has been edited by TheBruse (edited 01-28-2004).)
Agent_Vast thanks theBruse, and uploads a 'Pan-Galactic Gargler' to his personal computer. He then mixes one himself and gives it to theBruse, free of charge.
------------------ Vast__ QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..." Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera! (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)
TheBruse, looking for something to do, begins to go around the bar cleaning up the things that accumulate during times of inactivity, in the process he ingests some cobwebs and releases that he refers to himself in the third person
Zerak Toman walks in and grabs theBruses "Pan-Galactic Gargler." He takes a sip and falls uncontious.
------------------ "We live, we die. Get over it." "If by being abnormal we are normal, and by being normal we are abnormal, we create a paradox loop and therefore we neither exist nor not exist. We simply are." - Zerak Toman
The Bruse drags the unconscious Zerak Toman to a seat, props him up on it and looks thru his belonging to see if he has any medical conditions, then promptly disposes of his drink. ------------------
(This message has been edited by TheBruse (edited 01-30-2004).)
AV then notices his Pan-Galactic Gargler has some odd looking bubbles along the top. He tests it. Pure alcohol. MMM. He gives TheBruse some lemonade, and uploads Zerak Toman into the Barkeeper's Terminal, and remotely erases the file 'Sanity.dat' just to see what will happen. He does however keep a backup, incase he ever needs it. He has lotd of important things on hs terminal...
The Bruse sitting, drinking his lemonade, has become so board that he posts for the sake of posting and seeing if he still refers to himself in the third person.
AV offers TheBruse a 'Sanity.dat' file for a mere 10000 credits. And a hotplate
The Bruse accepts AV's offer for the Sanity.dat file and hands him a 10000 credit piece of currency and loads the file in to his head. The Bruse begins to run in circles and hit himself on the head with the hotplate, as he tries to delete the Sanity.dat file
AV offersm for only another 1000 credits, to delete the file. TheBruse pays him and goes into the computer system. AV deletes sanity.dat, but by mistake uploads Revelation. TheBruse starts saying Andromeda Slogans. "We are the first of the children" "You can't digitis life"
"Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed. Hope Lies In The Ruin, You Are More Than A Number, You Are not A Slave, In Time You Will Thank Us, The Time Is Near, Revelation Is Coming, We Will See You On The Other Side, You Can Not Digitize Life, Our Spirits are Being Crushed... "
(This message has been edited by TheBruse (edited 02-01-2004).)
AARRRGGHH! AV uploads Faith, but it does not completely go, and TheBruse, unfortunately, will every now and then come up with an Andromeda slogan. He also serves a drink.
The bruse, now acting "normal", has become concerned about Zerak Toman, He asks AV "Do you think he's ok, he's been unconscious for three days, YOU ARE NOT A NUMBER, or is this just his horrible disease?
He'll be fine. The paramedics are coming to upload 'Defib.volt' to his head. That should wake up the lazy ----.
A tall man wearing a leather jacket walks in, with a large silver-colored case over one shoulder, as well as carrying no less than four deadly, top notch automatic handguns, as well as a small, compact submachinegun slung over his shoulder. Behind him, six men, wearing black nondescript suits walk in, each carrying a large case and a handgun. The leader quickly pays for a large booth, and the whole group moves over to it. Ten minutes later, Agent Sting's personally designed, 4800 Ghz, 400 gigaquad custom Eternity Class 4.81 A Gateway is set up. Sting quickly hacks into the bar's customer records machine, and gives himself an open account for drinks. Then he pays the six men, who leave, and after putting a dozen security devices on his booth, heads for the bar for a strong drink.
------------------ He who hesitates is probably right
As the tall man with the leather jacket walks in and sets up his stuff The Bruse astonishedly says "the time is near, revelation is coming, our spirits are being crushed", he also notes that Revelation has replaced his archive of profanities with its slogans. After the man the large arsenal sits down at the bar, The Bruse puts on a flack jacket and sits down next to the man. The Bruse says in his very polite manner " Sir, this bar is not like others, notably the ones for the nova bored, where you have several people constantly attempting to kill one another, this is a bar that was formerly frequented by only two people in what I believe are two distant time zones, however fell free to change that." As The Bruse says that last part he braces for the poetical impact of objects set in motion by the newcomer.
AV warns LabRat that this is not the Boozerama Bar, and if anone tries to kill anyone else without the prior permission of Agent_Vast, they will be ignored. Other than that, enjoy the bar. Welcome LabRat!