Ye Olde Webbe Storee

In ye olden daeys of ye webbe boarde, webbe storees were not as sophisticated as they beist noweth. Folkes woulde just continue ye storee, none of these fancie fleets ande so onne ande so forthe. So, let us revisit ye olden daeys with a good olde-fashioned webbe storee. 😉

Dash Riprock stood on the island of Aphrodite, Levo, grinning at his new shuttlecraft. Wow, thought Dash, She's beautiful. And to a beggining space captain, she was- and outfitted with an ecsape pod and-Dash was proud of this-a proton bolt cannon. Dash entered the ship and started the controls...

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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 11-30-2001).)

Having never participated in or watched a webstory on these boards, do you just take over where the last poster left off? Like could I say what Dash did next, or do I have to have my own, seperate character?

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Dash, however, did not notice the 500 Pirate Kestrels waiting above Levo.

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After ascending through levo's atmosphere and into the cold, dark vacuum of space, Dash flicked on his sensors. When the screen was flooded with hundreds of large dots that read "privateer" beneath, Dash figured it to be a sensor malfunction. Opening the viewport to see for himself, Dash's eyes fell upon the largest and most terrifying fleet that he had ever seen. So much for my proton bolt cannon he thought....

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Dash got off of his seat, kneeled down, and prayed for his life. In a moment, his prayers were answered...

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... when Macavenger's ph33red fleet of Rebel Destroyers hypered into the system. The Kestrels, immediately regognizing the fleet of seven, all turned and fled from the system.

Dash then...

OOC: Should we turn this into a tell-a-Story style thing?

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The Pirates returned with seven hundred captured Confed Cruisers. The Rebel Destroyers were obliterated instantly. Dash's jaw dropped at the sight. The Pirates then began dropping asteroids onto the planet of Levo.

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**The Pirates returned with seven hundred captured Confed Cruisers. The Rebel Destroyers were obliterated instantly. Dash's jaw dropped at the sight. The Pirates then began dropping asteroids onto the planet of Levo.

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Come on guys, that's not very realistic. Where did they capture seven hundred confed cruisers? That doesn't make any sense, but...

Activating his ship's built in escape-pod-recieving unit, Dash maneuvered his ships so as to recieve the pod that came flying out of an exploding Rebel Destroyer. Once locked in, the escape pod's hatch opened with a hiss, and out stepped...

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(This message has been edited by ares1 (edited 11-30-2001).)

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**Come on guys, that's not very realistic. Where did they capture seven hundred confed cruisers? That doesn't make any sense, but...

Activating his ship's built in escape-pod-recieving unit, Dash maneuvered his ships so as to recieve the pod that came flying out of an exploding Rebel Destroyer. Once locked in, the escape pod's hatch opened with a hiss, and out stepped...

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... DREW CAREY! (nothing more to say. :p)

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Come on, that's stupid. :rolleyes:

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**Come on, that's stupid.:rolleyes:

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This isn't supposed to be realistic

Drew Carey suddenly exploded as the Alien's clever disguise dissolved.

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Ah, my bad. The only thing similar to this that I ever experienced were the EV Serial Novels like (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Haven/4336/Stories.html")these(/url). I figured we were writing a sort of realistic (in the EV universe. You know what I mean) sorta thing. Oh well, when in Rome...

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Entrails of the exloded Drew Carey disguise in his eyes, Dash is blinded. Stumbling around aimlessly, he bumps into the airlock open/close button, and the alien is quickly hurled into space....

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As he starts to fly out as well, Dash realizes that opening the airlock means that his whole ship is open to space...

Meanwhile, the planet of Levo has exploded from the asteroid bombardment and a giant armada of cockroaches is homing in on Dash's shuttle.

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The roaches eat his shuttle, and he only has 30 seconds before he asphyxates.

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Then, the brain of silver flies through the system at infinite improbability. Dash is rescued, and all the Pirate Kestrels and Confed Cruisers spontaneously combust at one second intervals until they are all gone.

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Followed by the materialization of 6,000,000 Alien cruisers, which are immune to roaches or silver brains.

"How insane can you go?!" 😛 😄 🙂 :eek: 😕

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However, by improbability physics, anything can happen. The Cruisers all turn into Goldfish and asphyxiate in the wake of the improbability drive. 😄

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The improbability goes so high that the drive makes another drive, and Marvin2, who talks to one drive and kills it. Marvin2 is not depressed, he's evil.

Dash starts killing an infinate amount of monkeys and trashing their typewriters. He also rejects their script for Hamlet.

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But a large group of mice begin jumping on Dash, trying to get him to read their rewritten script for Star Wars Episode I...

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**But a large group of mice begin jumping on Dash, trying to get him to read their rewritten script for Star Wars Episode I...

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Marvin2 kills the mice and makes Dash "smeaf" (deaf of smelling). Someones farts and Dash smells nothing. Posted Image The monkey do, they die.

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