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Shapely and slender, Perfect curves and figure, Finally, my Hawk.
Defenders attack, I look out my rear mirror, A Cruiser pilot laughs.
Pushing near 500, I evade most weapons, Farewell torpedo.
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More EV Haikus... Part Two!
Freighter slowly pass, Hectors beak looks imposing, I think I'll run now.
Landing on Spica, Portmaster looks in awe, Frog poop on my keyboard.
Mantas try and stop, Incoming Confed Frigates, Frog poop on my keyboard.
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Isn't there a pattern to them? I suck at poetry.
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Yes, he has a pattern. I don't see any ryhming though. It's probably destined for an iLock.
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I think it's with syllables, I forget how many.
5,6,5,6 I think, but he messed up a little. Wouldn't notice if you stick a Nirvana guitar in there, though.
Boom! The Cruiser dies, a Confed one of couse. My Kestrel speeds by, Don't you love the forklift.
No, I don't Moose It's a waste of time It doesn't really matter I forget how to rhyme
Clippers are awful. They aren't good for anything. Everyone hates them.
(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 12-02-2001).)
Actually, the general form of a haiku is 5-7-5:
Here I will show you How to make a good haiku And this is the end
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Jimbob is a (censored). He's really bad at EV. Feds kick him around.
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Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **Jimbob is a (censored). He's really bad at EV. Feds kick him around.
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Writing stuff like this is in very poor taste.
Originally posted by Starkiller: **Writing stuff like this is in very poor taste.
It's an inside joke, right JB? Still I shouldn't have put that.
Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **It's an inside joke, right JB? **
Well, if it's an inside joke, then I understand.
iLock not now cause, Escape Velocity, had haikus in it.
Cham
Jimbob chooses to take the joke correctly, but reads it as <content edited> instead.
Were talking about Haikus? I never knew how to spell it...
Jimbob is really good In his Rebel Destroyer He's better than Moose
Originally posted by Jimbob: **Jimbob chooses to take the joke correctly, but reads it as <content edited> instead.
Jimbob is right, Mr. Moose will die, 'stroyer beats Kestrel.
EVula watching all the users posting here karma stick ready!
And yes, "EVula" is 3. If you say it any other way, it's wrong.
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Jimbob hides from stick He hates negative Karma Especially his...