Your browser does not seem to support JavaScript. As a result, your viewing experience will be diminished, and you have been placed in read-only mode.
Please download a browser that supports JavaScript, or enable it if it's disabled (i.e. NoScript).
Since the old one got severely messed up, I started this one. I think we need it.
The bar is in a space station. A very unsteady one. There is a button that will suck the all the air out of the place. One laser blast in any direction will punch a hole in the hull. Be careful.
------------------ Go to the Escape Velocity Empire. (url="http://"http://evempire.netfirms.com")http://evempire.netfirms.com(/url) Post all your stuff and enjoy everyone else's.
"My, that isn't good," Skyblade says as he blasts a hole in the station hull with his Dr. Pepper gun.
Oops.
------------------ -Cap'n Skyblade (url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics. the Confederation Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon (url="http://"http://members.home.net/e-gamerguy1/ev/alien_invaders/main.html")Alien Invaders(/url) | (url="http://"http://home.cfl.rr.com/aresev/")The Legion(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url) | (url="http://"http://starbase64.brooklineuk.com/")Starbase 64(/url)
Skyblade grabs his floating Dr. Pepper and brings them to the Triton Corsair. He captures Stardock Alpha, and moves the bar and Dr. Pepper there instead
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics. the Confederation Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon (url="http://"http://members.home.net/e-gamerguy1/ev/alien_invaders/main.html")Alien Invaders(/url) | (url="http://"http://home.cfl.rr.com/aresev/")The Legion(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.meowx.com/")Meowx Design(/url)
Nucats strides in, spies the Dr. Pepper, yells, "DEATH TO THE BLACK CHERRY!", and fires a laser shot at it.
------------------ e^<pi>(i^17) + 1 = 0
Shouldn't this be Boozerama Bar XIΛ?
Corey continues his discussion with OV. "Soo..."
------------------ CoreyΕ (Cubed) Ask somebody if you don't know, that Caesar's rockin' mics like Huey rocks the afro...And flow like a thug look mean, you can't see Caesar with a quart of 'Visine' OR psychic dreams...It make the crowd say ho! and ya sister sat golly, that me and Huey sock-tight like Sifl and Olly, so emcees who step up with their heads held aloft...get their pride cut in two like Darth Maul and Microsoft! BROOKLYN BABY!! WHAT?! WHAT?!
Quote
Originally posted by Nucats: **Nucats strides in, spies the Dr. Pepper, yells, "DEATH TO THE BLACK CHERRY!", and fires a laser shot at it.
**
Is that a salute to Dr. Pepper?
~Skyblade
(quote)Originally posted by Captain Skyblade: **Is that a salute to Dr. Pepper?:p
Nucats turns on the Time-O-BackerΒ, and backs up ten seconds. He grabs the can of Dr. Pepper, and chugs it.
------------------ e^<pi>(i^17) + 1 = 0 **
Welcome to the bar Nucats. Insano walks around Stardock Alpha and finds many cases of Roach Juice. He then puts them in the target range for target practice.
Luke walks in.
"Why is the new bar on Stardock Alpha? Aren't we all pro-Rebels?" Luke asks.
Luke orders ten PGGBs.
Luke lets Froedrick Jr. (FJ) out of his cage for a stretch. Unfortunately, FJ slithers over to Insano and strangles him.
"No! Bad anaconda!"
------------------ Write your complaints here: O Please don't write out of the space. ------------------ (url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")Luke's Website(/url)
Originally posted by Luke: **"Why is the new bar on Stardock Alpha? Aren't we all pro-Rebels?" Luke asks. **
"Yeah, we are. Captain Skyblade captured it for us. We should use it to launch an attack on Earth."
Captain Skyblade uses Nucats for Dr. Pepper practice, spraying him with thousands of 12oz. cans for his disrespect to the greatest soft drink in the galaxy. Skyblade then prepares to attack the capital of the roach juice empire; earth.
Originally posted by Captain Skyblade: **Captain Skyblade uses Nucats for Dr. Pepper practice, spraying him with thousands of 12oz. cans for his disrespect to the greatest soft drink in the galaxy.;) **
"Oooh, you're going to pay for that," says Nucats. He throws glass bottles full of the Holy Coke at Captain Skyblade. He then starts to laugh insanely!
But Nucats' laughs are of no effect, since he does not seem to realize that Skyblade likes Coke. Nucats is soon to learn the punishment for mocking the mighty name of Dr. Pepper...
After sending Nucats through a steel roller (Mac knows all about this :p), Skyblade picks up the pancake and throws it through earth's atmosphere. The Nucats pancake lands in a Confederation barracks, and soon 'Fed troops are happily eating the large pancake for breakfast.
Unfortunately for Captain Skyblade, Nucats landed on a button that set off a small, localized explosion on Stardock Alpha, which happened to be right under his bar stool...
Luke asks the Great Buddha to stop Nutcas and Skyblade fighting. Luke asks for his PGGBs again.
"Who's the bartend, anyways?"
But Luke's prayer to a hunk of stupid stone has no effect.
Skyblade is blown off Stardock Alpha, and his stool lands directly on Nucats. Nucats head rolls into the Grand Canyon, and his arms are eaten by vultures. Skyblade then mans the Triton Corsair and blows the remainders of Nucats to infinity with a few bursts of torpedoes and heavy rockets.
Skyblade whipes the dust off his hands, and returns to Stardock Alpha for a Dr. Pepper
How does Nucats have 50 posts if he only registered yesterday? And who let him in? Aww, never mind...it's nice to have a new face around. He'd better learn the ropes quick, though...
Originally posted by coreycubed: **How does Nucats have 50 posts if he only registered yesterday? And who let him in? Aww, never mind...it's nice to have a new face around.:) He'd better learn the ropes quick, though...
He's made plenty of posts over at the Banter and Brawl today, none of which were really "spam." He seems to be doing quite well at the moment...
sniff Where's my Boozerama! :mad: How come my boozerama got deleted!!? :frown:
OV grabs a DP throws a guy off the cair he wants to sit at and wonders why he's so cursed :frown:
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me rookie's smiles:(url="http://"http://www.ezboard.com/help/help_howto_useemoticons.html")Cool Smiles(/url)(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Cooler Smiles(/url) AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7 (url="http://"http://htttp://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000581-4")The Purple Haze Bar-(/url) Bar at Ferazel that's been here since April
The Time-O-BackerΒ suddenly goes haywire, and manages to somehow reincarnate Nucats.
Originally posted by Captain Skyblade: **He's made plenty of posts over at the Banter and Brawl today, none of which were really "spam." He seems to be doing quite well at the moment... **
Dern right I am.