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ah you know what it's about
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OV takes his Phased Flame-Thrower and starts shooting the phased says of fire at the salrilians, burning holes through their chests as they keep on coming
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Dude, there are Salrillians here? How come nobody told me?
pulls out a pair of jagged and hooked knives
Playtime.
------------------ "That was quick." "Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
as El spamo charges at the swarming Salrillians stabing and riping left and right 9024 desides that 3 heroic people can't beat over 500,000 Salrillians (unless this is in the diskworld universe where 100,0000 in one chanses hapen 9 times out of ten) 9024 runs unheroicly away from the Salrillians.
And what about that money for making the last post on the O.C.M.B.1 ------------------ "Time is only a guide line"
(This message has been edited by 9024 (edited 02-19-2002).)
OV keeps burning holes at the Sals closest to Spamo and the ones near him when instead of a ray of fire he here's a click. "Oh damn, out of ammunition, oh bother." OV says as the Sals move in closer.......
9024 attempts some thing brave turns and trips over his own feat. 9024 gets up and sees a ladder ( V.old and rusty) so he starts to clime......"clink".."clink".... two of the steps fall to the floor, 9024 tired and unable to hear fighting sits at the leage at the top and rests.......
------------------ "Time is only a guide line"
Tearing through Salrillians left and right, the barbs on his knives clogged with the slippery guts of hundreds of bugs, Spamo ducks behind a counter as a volley of fire drops a pair of Sal thugs closing on him.
"Too many for this. I need something... more explosive."
Spamo dives from behind the counter, cuts down several Salrillians on his way to the storeroom. Some seconds later, several bottles of Greenyblue come sailing out of the storeroom, exploding like grenades. The smell of burning slugs fills the air.
As the Sals start moving in on OV he whips out his 100 way blast ray. OV fires as 100 Sals go down. OV runs for it
The Journalist comes in an unreconizable ship and dumps huge amounts of weapons into the bar. Several Sal soldiers mysteriously explode
Sal trips on Pepsi can and explodes. :D. {repeat this sentence several times}
Do not panic. You are perfectly safe, in this plane with one wing and two engines, one of which is on fire
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OV shoots at the Sals with the 100 and stares at the newcomer.
"I don't know what you're doing but I am NOT getting on to that ship"
WAH! I missed the opening of the new bar! Well, two things. A. Because 9024 made the last post, he now gets to work at the bar as my personal assistant. One of the perks is free drinks, and pay when I feel like it. Your official pay is 3 ? a week. OK everyone! starts passing out anti-sal uniforms, equipped with 1 doz. Grenades (Actually bottles of Greenyblue, same effect) and assorted weapons 2. To celebrate the opening of the new bar, I am going to introduce a new drink to the bar! I will also randomly pick someone to get free drinks for the rest of the week! "Would someone please pass me the envelope? lackey passes envelope "and the winner is... El Spamo! Free drinks for a week!" "And the new dirnk is...... Blueygreen! The long-time competitor of Greenyblue!" They both claim their drinks are more explosive than the other! Let's test it on those Sals! Takes a Nuclear Rocket Launcher and steps into the front seat of a special tank designed to fire Greenyblue/Blueygreen
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OV throws as many Greenyblues and bleuygreens as fast as he can, diminishing the Sal number to 126,824.
Onle a few more to go!
9024 pops his head up from under the bar where he was polishing his rail gun "job?","free drinks?" cool. No more time dancing silly jigs on the hyper pavement... (slowly 9024's brain catches up with normal time) "FREE DRINKS!!!" He then happly starts to pick off stragling Sals with his newly shining rail gun leaving small holes in the walls where he missed. (I bet i get that subtracted from my pay)
sorry i lost the plot back there. :redface: ------------------ "Time is only a guide line"
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You bet you do, 9024! But for now, I'll let it drop while I kill some sals.
Fires 126,821 bottles of Roach Juice, Blueygreen, and Greenyblue from his tank
OK, 3 sals left. Spamo can take one, OV can take one, and 9024 can take the last one.
Now, celebration time! Complete with free drinks! Hands out several mugs of interplantary beer, which is very poisonous to humans. (Of course, I'm not gonna TELL you that, but....)
OV throws the mugs out the windows and sneaks behind the bar for some DP.......
9024 steps on OV's fingers causing him to yelp, OV looks up and sees 9024 pointing a (well polished and looked after) rail gun at his head, OV drops the DP and steps away slowly...." if you want a DP you just got to ask". 9024 hands OV a DP and adds "you gota pay as well".
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"uhhhhhh........ Pay? Pay, pay, pay.......... Uhhhhhhh ACK!"
OV tears through the bar doors and runs
Excuse me? Who is the bouncer for this establishment? Do not force me to 0wnz j00r f00l @$$.
Cracks a bottle of Greenyblue Drink the purest of the pure. Umm.... does anyone want to do anything with the piles of dead slugs? Some salt perhaps?
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Originally posted by El Spamo: ** Umm.... does anyone want to do anything with the piles of dead slugs? Some salt perhaps?
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I've got a organic waste recycling plant. I'm bringing in a bunch of strangehazard transports to cart away the salrilians. Hope they survive this :). If they don't, someone's in trouble, I'll decide who if it happens
Anyone got any grape soda?
Who wants to sing?