Re: Signs you won't last long in EVO

Just read this post. Hahahahahahah! Hysterically funny!

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You're in a shuttle and lose to a freighter ( non-allied ).

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you are in your freight courier and you freak out at the sight of a krait.

you are curios as to what that big grey boxy thing is and decide to use your shuttle to find out.

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You give Admiral McPherson, the finger. Or wear a shirt that says "Voinian Lover".

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(This message has been edited by Coraxus (edited 01-18-2004).)

5. You think that Humans are the only species in the game.
6. The Voinians enjoy your company.
7. An Azdara flies by and you wonder what happened to your ship.

(A friend made #8)
8. You're in a krait and your on armor.

Come on, this could be another "You know you're a fanatic when..."-type thread. Ahh I love those.

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(This message has been edited by U.E. Admiral (edited 02-04-2004).)

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8. You're in a krait and your on armor.
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I did that once. I can't even remember why I was In a crappy ship like that anyway.

9-you are convinced that the turncoat is the toughest ship In the game.

10-you curse ambrosia for only giving you those four ships in the shipyard.
(we're In the two digets now 😉 )

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11. You wonder why your Escape Pod doesn't eject when you hit the Abort button.

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This is fun! I must join it by creating my own signs ;).

12. You say "Borb sucks!" after having somehow sneaked to Voina.
13. You try to attack a Igazra with a Freight-Courier (I actually did this once, out of curiosity. I didnt even ditch Blaze for Phase and get Dospect. Amazingly, I actually damaged it 10% before dying).
14. You try to capture a UE Cruiser for protection against pesky Human Renegades in UE civilian craft.

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**13. You try to attack a Igazra with a Freight-Courier (I actually did this once, out of curiosity. I didnt even ditch Blaze for Phase and get Dospect. Amazingly, I actually damaged it 10% before dying).
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I was worse. I attacked an Igazra in a shuttlecraft. boy was I dumb then.

15-even though you havent bought a good ship you Ingnore the hint that there are renegades In the next system.

16-you try a monty python with emalgha cannons.
(I tried that once. after that I stuck to blaze cannons.)

17-you think Andrew Welch's freighter will be no problem to attack.
(I think he flies a freighter just to tempt newbee pilots to attack him.)

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(This message has been edited by Captain Phillips (edited 02-10-2004).)

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**I was worse. I attacked an Igazra in a shuttlecraft. boy was I dumb then.

16-you try a monty python with emalgha cannons.
(I tried that once. after that I stuck to blaze cannons.)

17-you think Mat Burch's freighter will be no problem to attack.
(I think he flies a freighter just to tempt newbee pilots to attack him.)

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Oh man! You attacked the ship with most firepower with the worst ship in the game? LOL! /me laughs. You attacked someone with Emalgha Cannons? Ow. That must have hurt, Emalgha Cannons suck on shields. And actually, its Andrew Welch who flies a Freighter, Matt Burch flies a Turncoat.

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18 - You don't know gambling costs money.

19 - You can't tell which direction North Tip Station is in.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

20* keep waiting for a ship to rescue when you run out of fuel in the the Ji nebula

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  1. You go outside and start running down the street screaming "Anna? Anna?" after you recieve the mission to find Anna Balashova.

  2. You prefer to sell all your weapons and fly your ship unarmed because "weapons are for wimps".

  3. You decide to try out those spiffy new phase cannons you just installed on your trusty UE Fighter... against a Voinian Cruiser.

  4. You decide to try out those spiffy new phase cannons you just installed on your trusty UE Fighter... against an Igazra.

  5. You get angry when you find that your Krait doesn't have room for Dospect Armor.

  6. You've been flying around Sol for the past three hours because you don't understand the concept of hyperspace.

  7. You immediately fire on the Zachit the first time you see them - blue ships means renegades, right?

  8. You get the brilliant idea to demand tribute from Council Station so they'll let your newly captured Helian land there.

  9. Your favorite part of the game is to buy fuzzes and laugh maniacally as your cargo space decreases.

  10. You refuse to go into any spaceport bars because you don't drink.

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  1. You search the galaxy for a Boozerama Bar some guy told you about

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32. You encounter a Voinian Dreadnought and decide to capture it with your decked-out fighter.

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Insanity has its advantages

•33. You wonder why you can't get another crecent strng after you started one of the others.

•34. You refuse to buy fuel at all but your favorite ports

•35. Your most frequently piloted ship is an escape pod.

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#36 You don't know why those weird alien names (Zidagar, Igadzra, Agadzri) look so similar.

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•36 1/2. You don't know why those weird alien names (Zidagar, Igadzra, Agadzri) look so similar...not to mention the unihabited planet Gazdriar in the council's system.

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  1. When you decide to take out a UE Carrier, with your new Krait fighter.

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38. You sell all your blaze cannons off your UE Freighter just to fit a rocket launcher onto it.

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(This message has been edited by -REDCHIGH- (edited 02-18-2004).)