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This bar is located, as the title says, on Bakoom in North Tip space. It is built over a series of volcanic vents, giving the bar all sorts of timed explosions in holes left in the floor. It also adds unlimited hottubs, in numerous caverns connected to the main bar. The adventurous may strike out and attempt to find diamonds in the adjacent tunnels and caverns, but the bartender takes 10% net worth of all such valuable discoveries up front.
The bar itself is completely made out of rock, that swirls in obsidian blacks and muted reds. Nobody knows who built it; the most likely theory is an genius alcoholic hermit, but everyone who could tell anyone is dead. Don't ask the bartender where he gets all the stuff for the drinks he serves, because he doesn't know that, either. The cellar out back seems to spit out whatever is ordered.
Parking is located outside the bar in a dormant, collapsed volcano cone, room enough for everyone's ships with space to spare.
Payback sits back and wait for his first customers to arrive.
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Shayborg walks in, hires a corner table, and watches all the waiter 'bots get charred by random volcanic eruptions. Shayborg grins and watches the carnage.
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OV crashes in through the ceiling.
"Well payback is being the Insano of EVO good or bad!?!?" OV shouts as he takes out the numerous nasty, evil, pointy objects
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Shrout1's Crescent Warship pulls up outside. 150 lunatics, the bacteria and the mattress all get out and go into the bar.
I think Steel Bar is dead. I'm movin' in!
------------------ And so Shrout1 finally arrived And there was Excessive Cheating
Grunadulaters other clone teleports in and drops the metal he was carrying. The metal somehow whacks OV and he slides across the floor, about to fall into grunadulaters newly made teleporter that leads to another board. Trying to get up, OV accidentaly puts his hand into the teleporter and it gets zapped to another bar. OV is now knocked out with no hand. Grunadulater says sorry.
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Shrout1 grumbles to himself "Can't have him bleeding all over the place, messing things up...." and goes out to his Crescent Warship. He grabs his regenerator and comes back in. He regenerates OV's hand and orders him a stiff drink for when he wakes up.
(By the way, just where is his second hand?) Bad Joke Time: Could you lend me hand please? Crickets in background. Someone smacks me.
"Grrrrr!!! Not my head again!!! Ohhh, drink! thanks person who gave it to me!!!"
OV adds DP and drinks it down
I'm pretty sure it shouldn't be your head that's hurting (except maybe after that drink...) but it's your hand that should be giving you troubles, seeing as it was just cut off and regenerated. (Talk about pins & needles!)
A Raiek Lazerus parks, and REDchigh walks in. Yes, steel bar is dead. Need another bartender?
REDchihg walks up to payback and smacks him. You need to post in Wavy Destructo!
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Really is a shame about Steel Bar. VonianAmbassador leaves & phhhhhht.... Downhill from there. Well this will do just fine for me. Hey bartender how about a drink? What's the drink of the day? Any suggestions?
UE Police Forces walk into the bar and close in on Red.
"Ok you. Your under arest for setting fire to dwarfs on purpose."
They arrest him and walk out
OV lobs a rock at one of the Officers killing him, the remaing 9 quickly shoot OV making him resemble swiss cheese, OV bleeds and dies than disapears
This bar looks nicer than Ichijouji Mansion #2 blood,fresh blood!(Shade grins evilly,showing vampire fangs) I'm moving in here. Shade then asks the bartender for a tomato juice.
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Grundy says sorry again and buys OV the strongest drink avalible.
RC walks into the bar. Everybody stares at him drawing thier weapons. RC takes one step forward and falls thought the floor.
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OV walks back in, well that was fun! Thanks grundy!
OV drinks the strong drink and helps bring RC back in, "Have a <hic> drink, <hic> RC, <hic> were not <hic><grunt> mad......"
OV passes out and rolls out the door
Sorry RED, me much busy nowaday. Payback serves drinks all around, first rounds on the house. Strongest drink here is queen mother of acids. Can anybody name that one? Five free drinks to first person to pop right answer on bar.
You ain't never been to Boozerama on the EV boards, have you, OV? Insano is the guy everyone kills. In fact, initiation basically means killing Insao in some creative way. Whether that's good or bad... shrugs
Jess and corey need to arrive, I made the hottubs especially for them.
RC sifts through OV's pockets finding some credits. He uses them to order a drink.
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Jess walks in. Cool pad guys, I like the whole nouveau-goth thing. And the blood. She sits herself on a barstool and orders a vodka and orange.
------------------ You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy. Can you play the bongoes?
Grundy says hi to Jess and Payback and Shrout and shayborg, and OV again., and then turns RCs body back into the computer code it once was. He turns into a whole lot of 1s and 0s. Grundy gives the money back to OV and smiles stuupidly. He then dies for no reason.
I posted at least 5 times in about 12 of the Boozerama's, Insano needs to be killed 13 times per page. Most of the time people just like to hit me in the head.
I also like Insano so neh
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