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Hi! I have to get to start a bar. I have no idea what Space Station Alpha is, it appears to be a glitch. Jess walks into the non-existent bar. As there is no one here she doesn't really need to do anything. I'm a human UE pilot, setting up a bar for the terminally insane.
------------------ If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.
Aren´t we getting a bit to many bars?
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(This message has been edited by Opalius (edited 06-04-2001).)
Freeport and Emalgha aren't really proper bars This one carries on from North Tip, Overrider told me to start it.
Esponer walks into the bar, wearing a black coat and holding a small card in his hand. He walks up to Jess, and holds the card out.
"This is an Azdgari signature chip. I need some spare cash, 5 million for it? It can be used to mimic an Azdgari ship with limited effort, and more can be built. Interested?" Esponer asks, his pulse rifle at the ready.
------------------ "That's all very nice, but where are the guns?" - SilverDragon
"Hmm....... ok then." Jess hands over the money. "I don't suppose you'd care to tell me why you have one of these, and why you appear to be so desperate to get rid of it you're pointing a gun at me."
Esponer politely explains that he is holding the pulse rifle under his long black coat.
"I just need the money, that's all," Esponer insists. "Real quick."
An Azdgari fighter pilot walks in, glaring round the bar. He walks over to the bar tender "Did you see a suspicious looking human trying to sell a suspicious looking chip?" Jess can't help her eyes sliding towards SilverDragon.......
Esponer slowly walks into the shadows, almost bringing out his pulse rifle from underneath is coat....
Lord Gwydion whips out two neutron rifles, and enters the bar with his guns blazing everywhere except at the bartender, killing most people (including the Azdgari person). He then puts his weapons away, and walks out of the bar muttering to himself about some kind of wormhole, dropping out of the sky, and becoming insane.
He walks back into the bar, apologises, and buys drinks for everybody.
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(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 06-04-2001).)
"Thank you. I'll have an Atch'ta. I see you finally got your bar, Jess."
Sato goes over to talk with Esponer about something. He comes back and asks if he can see Jess' card.
------------------ Let's see...they're diamonds on wheels. Cool.
Esponer eyes Sato with interest, and then Esponer pulls out a small particle disruptor and gets a good lock on Sattomax, while Sattomax cannot see. Esponer also calls to Jess for a Blue Lightning when she has a spare minute.
A Zidara glides into the docking ring.Azdgari chase the Zidara.They too dock.Rima smiles as she saunters down the hallways.Suddenly she flattens into the wall and pulls out 2 phase rifles.Within a second 3 Azdgari are dead. More follow behind her as she walks into the bar.She hears the click of a gun and spins around.4 more Azdgari dead.Rima smiles at everyone and walks to the counter."I'd like a Zidagar Flameout."She tells the bartender.She puts 20 credits on the counter. She walks over and sits against the wall in a chair.
------------------ The earth is burning up and were all going to die.
So you got a bar jess its nice. Amy warks in and orders a flaming red drink calld fire and sits down next to Rima. thay have a nice littll chat.
------------------ Why?
Lightning Squadren docks at the station, and WarBeast heads down to the bar. "Musta been a hell of a time I missed." he says, noticing the dead people thrown about the room. "Anyway, as for the reason I came. I know of a powerful weapon that is currently hidden somewhere in the galaxy, but the only hint of it is on this holo-cube. Cube's locked though. Maybe somebody here can give a hand." WarBeast finishes and hears...
------------------ If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. If you don't give a man a fish, you'll have something for dinner..
"I wake, I work, I sleep, I die. The dark of space my only sky. My life has passed and all I've been, shall never touch the Earth again." - Ballad of skyfarm 3. - Alpha Centuari
....Phoenix runs in and blasts the wall with his Ener-G Gun.
Instead of the wall blowing up, a cloaking device shimmers, and disappears.
In it's place is a dead Azdgari assasin, aiming a gun at Rima, Amy, Jess, and Esponer.
He must have sneaked past security(what security?). Phoenix buys himself a glass of chilled water.
------------------ "You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. -Phoenix "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead." -Phoenix
Gazza walks into the bar with his cat at his heel and pulls out his HEAVY NEAUTRO RIFLE and blows off Lord Gywdions balls his cat then walks over to the dead balls lying on the floor and eats them. Right gazza says anyone who messes with me dies a thousand deaths then suddenly a giant trapdoor opens up beaneath his feet and he is ejected into space.... saying """""AHHHHH CRRAAPPPPP"""""
:frown:
Suddenly, Esponer leaps out, pulse rifle in hand. A horde of Azdgari break into the bar, guns blazing. One throws a paralysis sphere at Phoenix, who falls to the ground, unable to move.
Esponer, and the other members of the bar, all open up with heavy fire. One of the Azdgari activates an energy shield, walks forward and picks Phoenix up. "Now we've got that sucker, let's take him back to be tortured."
Esponer then pulls out a phase dagger and runs at the Azdgaris. He slices through them, their guns not pulling up fast enough to hit him. Esponer then stabs the Azdgari who had grabbed Phoenix in the chest, and the Azdgari falls backwards, blood gushing from his chest in a fountain. Esponer picks up Phoenix and lies him down on a table, then uses his Cosmic Medi-Tool (C.M.T) to recover Phoenix.
"So, would you please stop portraying yourself as some hero, Phoenix?" Esponer asks, putting away his C.M.T and phase dagger, then walks up to Warbeast.
"You'll need a fusion lance for that. You can buy them just down the corridor in the black market. Don't tell anyone I told you," Esponer says to him.
Jess gives everyone their drinks and hands Sattomax the card. "How do you find out if these things are real? I don't want to be sailing happily through Azdgari space and suddenly find myself....... well....... dead." Jess is very happy that there are so many insane people able to use her bar. She blasts off Gazza's head, then gives him a free drink as compensation. Does anybody else have the invisible Space Station Alpha listed as planet number 1 in the Sol system? ------------------ If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.
(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 06-05-2001).)
Overrider asks "huh?"
Overrider sends a ravid elephant after gazza making him runout of the bar and get ripped to shreds in a black hole
------------------ My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara" What do you think?
Phoenix haughtily brushes himself off.
"I certainly didn't ask to be saved."
He then sits down at the table with Rima and Jess, and talks about the Russian vodka factories shutting down.
"Each region in Russia is now required to bear a special stamp on their vodka botles. Any comments?"