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hello! Welcome to the North Tip Station Bar!
Rules
1.No Blowing up my bar 2.I'm the Bartender no one else 3.No killing me 4.watch out for those pesky renegades with looks that have the desire to kill you 5.Everyone gets a free drink for coming in for the first time
Overrider shoots some renegades and orders his Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz
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Lord Gwydion walks into the bar and sees that Overrider has finally achieved his goal (well, okay. Maybe not his goal): to build the next bar. Lord Gwydion orders a Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy and asks if he can be the assistant bartender.
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Rima docks her Zidara and walks into the bar.She says hello to everyone but the renegades and orders a Blue Lightning.
------------------ The earth is burning up and were all going to die.
grunadulater walks in a orders a large Hinwar "Have a Nice Day."
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Phaedrus De Fang walks in, looks around, realizes he much prefered the STS bar, considering the number of riff-raff and renegades that have descended on this bar, walks up to the bar and orders a Spaceship Special (50% VNSUB, some flakes off an Igazra ship hull, some proton star salts, and the rest Saalian brandy).
------------------ Life: Terminal, unrecoverable, completely useless phenomonon - Me
Rule 6.Attacking the bartender is an extreme violation of the bar
Yes, Lord Gwydion you can.
Overrider blasts Phaedrus De Fang out of the bar for imposing that his bar is lousy then he throwa some renegades out to so they can kill Phaedrus De Fang. Overrider procedes to anhilate his ship.
Lord Gwydion joins in the fun and start blowing the pieces of Phaedrus De Fang into oblivion with his Atomic Deathray Blasterล. He then coats Phaedrus De Fang's ship with nitrogen tri-iodide (an explosive that, when detonated, leaves purple smoke. Really).
'Hmm,' Lord Gwydion says. 'I think we'll have some interesting fireworks tonight.'
Captaintripps walks in through the fray. "How come every time I show up to one of these shindigs my clothes get ruined? Do you know how hard it is to get an Armani plain cut pinstripe this far in the future!" Captaintripps realizes that he's only wearing old leather pants and a loose shirt. He also realizes that he could never afford Armani in this or any century. "Um, I'll have a gin and tonic."
------------------ I only put out for girls who appreciate a good book.
Damn! I never get to start a bar! "Vodka please."
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Lord Gwydion serves Jess a vodka, with a bit of extra alcohol.
Trying to get me drunk Lord Gwydion?
Hello, everyone, long trip from STS Bar
------------------ Destroyer of Worlds (or at least their ships)
"Does anyone know what the small beeping sphere taped under that barstool over there does?" asks Captaintripps, a little slurrish. "I think it's cursing at me in Ambrosic."
'What, that bomb I planted there?' Lord Gwydion asks. He then accidentally slips in a little puddle and crashes into the barrel of Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy. He gets drunk.
"That's just the cutest li'l bomb I ever did see," says Captaintipps. "I think it likes me." He eats the lime from his gin and tonic.
Rima sighs and watches with pity as everyone gets drunk.She drinks some of her Blue Lightning and waits for someone who's not drunk.Maybe someone who's halfway sane too.
Mirrorman walks in. "Any tacos here? And if there are, can I get one instead of my free drink. Rima obviously doesn't want me drunk so I'll be able to speak coherently ."
------------------ If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?
Esponer walks into the bar, orders a Blue Lightning and pays, orders alcoholic drinks allround, and sits down to talk to Rima.
After a while he stands up and throws a laughing gas grenade into the bar, and puts on a gas mask as a bunch of drunkards start laughing hysterically.
------------------ "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?" - SilverDragon
Mirrorman also laughs, then calms down. "So, what about my taco? And for those of you who didn't know (although all of you should have by now), EV Nova Bible is out (and it's 112 pages long). You can get it at; [http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/news/upcoming/novabible.html"](http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/news/upcoming/novabible.html)
ESPilot walks in with a gas mask on and pulls out a Proxima-class SUper-duper Ultra-Mega-Ultimate Vaccuum Cleaner from Huron CleanerProducts Inc and sucks up all the gas along with a few drunk renegades, and their physical structure is broken down into small pieces and thrust out into the void of space. ESPilot says "And they're only 900 credits on Huron!" He then orders some spiked coffeechinno (a blend of coffee and cappuchinno, or however you spell it).
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