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What do you display on the back of your ship to entertain those who are flying in close formation?
1. My other warship is a Dreadnought. 2. Viagra Arada - see pilot for details. 3. United Earth: says who? 4. If you can read this, I'm probably not about to Monty Python you. 5. When I read about the evils of space piracy, I gave up... reading.
------------------ I got this .sig file at insanely_great.com - don't even think about taunting me!
6. If you can read this you are about to be vaporised by my exhaust. 7. Did you know you have a peice of snot hanging from your left nostril? 8. Were you aware I have a space mine launcher? 9. I thought smells couldn't travel through vacume. You just proved me wrong. 10. Hey! You're so ugly you just wilted my flowers!
------------------ The Person who joins the United Earth Communism knows not true might and he knows not true wisdom.
My objective is to live forever. So far so good. Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.
11. My other bumber sticker is funny.
Yes, classics like that will continue to exist until the end of time. If time will end, which I doubt.
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12. Lost: 1 krait and 1 Needle Missile. Reward for Needle Missile.
13. Ship Happens. 14. Fuzzes in Transit, please fly carefully. 15. Keep your Distance - 2 Parsecs minimum. 16. Anna Balshova went >>>---> that-a-way, man! 17. The Miranu are fun: smoke some. 18. Does my cargo pod look big in this? 19. With all the money he's taken off me, you'd think that Captain Hector could afford a better ship. 20. He who controls the Spice Girls, controls the universe. 21. If you can read this, please DO NOT press 'Z'.
22. Keep your distance or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
------------------ Usless Fact #2341: Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
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23. Are you aware that I have 50 Rear Phase Cannons? 24. Have you heard of a turreted Phase Beam? I have one. 25. What do YOU display on the back of your ship to entertain those who are flying in close formation? 26. What do you think I should say on this bumber sticker? 27. Did you realize there's a Renegade Voinian cruiser just behind you? 28. Ever seen a space mine? Well now you can!
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29. (insert funny phrase here) 30. If you have enough time to read this, then you're proably not flying a Voinian vessal
If I had more time, I'd think of more
------------------ Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian Wait a second...
31. BMP Glue: The only glue strong enough to hold a bumper sticker on a ship in the vaccuum of space! 32. Made you look! 33. I'd stop looking at this and look at my turrets. 34. Man, I need to get a Miranu speed upgrade. 35. WARNING: Afterburner on board. I'd get away if I were you. 36. Can you tell me about these rear-firing rockets I just bought? 37. All hail the Miranu! 38. Smoking is prohibited in this system.
------------------ "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks
39. Beware of Dogs.
------------------ "Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
45. Say hello to my phase turrets! 46. Let me show you how to use a mine layer! ------------------ What else do you burn than witches? More witches! "The Holy Grail", Monty Python
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47. Don't even think about launching that rocket, you xxing punk! 48. My dad has more turrets than your dad. 49. Register Escape Velocity: Override! 50. I heard that. Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk behind other people's Rear-Firing Phase Cannons? I guess you'll have to learn the hard way...
------------------ Macintosh for productivity, Linux for development, Palm for mobility, and Windows for Solitaire.
51. xnto ca'nse grotb 52. hcd't fvo bior 53. mbex lob'd fr'id 54. qy^b qu'y Qlrd 55. bumper sticks don't have translators
------------------ ---------------------- Give them shell! give them solid shot! Damn them, give them anything!
56. Hows my flying? Call 1-888-U-Fly-Bad 57. Friends don't let Friends drink Saalian Brandy and Fly! 58. CAUTION: This ship dumps its waste systems on the hour, every hour.
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59. Neat telescope! 60. You don't get a chance to use your escape pod often, do you? 61. Wow you can read! 62. Captn Hector: No credits. Wife and kids have it all. 63. If you are close enough to read this bumper sticker you shouldn't be reading it. Look at navigation. 64. Anyone know where a comsic McDonalds is? 65. Fire a missle if you like Vonians.
------------------ Signed, Brian Schack "DOS Computers, manufactured by millions of companies, are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form." --The New York Times, November 26, 1991 (also quoted in MacAddict 4)
66. Yes, those round things are a defense pod launchers. 67. Want to see my new retro-engine in action?
68. Boy, I hope you forgive me for what I'm about to do. 69. Oops. 70. HAHAHAHAHA!
------------------ (url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")Don't click here.(/url) The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
71: If you can read this, one of us is spinning. 72: Missiles don't kill Voinians, slow-*** ships do. 73: One of those little fish, but with three eyestalks (yes, it's from The Farside) 74: Do you know a good quantum mechanic?
------------------ The never duplicated Never capitalized And always puce: forge
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75. (on red sticker) If this looks blue, you're cruising much too fast... 76. This vehicle makes wide right turns. Pass at your own risk. 77. Mk. 7 2500 Hyperspace Drive: 1000000cr. Vanadium Blue paint job: 25000cr. 12 fully tracking neutron turrets: 475000cr. Seeing your ship's fused hulk after you tailgate: priceless.
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