Who the hell is Borb?

Borb eh? He must have had really sick parents....

"Borb! Ha! Who on earth would call their son Borb?"
"Excuse me but my son's name happens to be Borb. Come along Borb"
"Er, Are you talking to me?"
"No my son is also named Borb!"

------ A slight modification from a funny TV show...

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Those That Fight,
And Run Away,
Live To Fight,
Another Day.

(This message has been edited by Vision (edited 01-04-2001).)

Just thinking, I was looking through the ROTV I and II mission strings. In ROTV and its sequel, the Voinians use "Borb" like we use "God," as in "May Borb be with you" and "By Borb!" it seems from that that Borb is to the Voinians what Caesar was to the ancient Romans... a real war hero, who said things that are recorded (Borb's sayings are memorized by Voinian schoolchildren) and fought battles that contemporaries wrote about (not mythical ones) and was elevated to a god after his death. Just my thoughts.

God bless,

UE Patriot

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"Turn me over, I'm done on this side."- St. Lawerence at his martyrdom
"The glory of God is man fully alive"- some saint whose name I can't remember
Voinian lovers are ignorant of the UE marines taking over Borb Station.
Reign of the UE: Coming this year!

you want the real story? think you can handle it? if you do, read on.

borb is a corruption of "bob". now, you may ask, who the hell is this bob guy? well, quite plainly - and i have evidence to prove what i say is true - bob is one of three things:

1. the dictator of his own continent, bobylon
2. the owner of a 55,555 storey building (the first 55,554 storeys are really little)
3. a female fly who can fly through windows, and lives at my place

if you wish for further evidence, please e-mail me and i will be more than happy to provide it to you.

sheppo

note i'm not really insane, but i've been spending too much time on #ev3 of late.

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these guys have a passion for fashion, they're sincere like a statue.
and if you have to choose, i am gonna lose.
i always do.

Borb is the one that was responsible for the Voinians rise to prominance. He slew and enslaved numerous pitiful races and his spirit lives on with all of the mighty Voinians.

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The Gunship may not be a cruiser but,man,it looks good!

Borb? He's a Voinian.

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Alas, I have begun to lose my faith in macs. I wonder how much longer until I succumb?
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