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1. An Azdgari beat a Zidagar in a game of ping-pong. 2. The Igadzra accused the Azdgari of being hyperactive. 3. A Zidagar called the Azdgari Little Green Men. 4. An Azdgari accidentally vaporized the Igadzra president. 5. The Zidagar said the I.S.S. in Igadzra ship names meant Idiotly Sloppy Ship. 6. The Igadzra said Shakespear was a dork. 7. In the Azdgari launguage, espionage means incredibly sluggish. 8. Everbody thinks the Council is on the other guys side. 9. The Council sells the Strands I hate my relative fruit packs. 10. Azdgari propoganda poster: Let us strike down the fat yellow people! Let us destroy the purple people who overact! 11. Zidagar propoganda poster against the Azdgari: Let us destroy the little green men from Mars! 12. The Azdgari called the Igadzra Bannana People. 13. The Igadzra called the Zidagar Plum People. 14. The Zidagar said that being a spy was boring. 15. The Igadzra said that the Azdara looked like a fire fly. 16. An Igadzra beat two Azdgari and a Zidagar in a wrestling match. 17. The Azdgari, the Igadzra, and the Zidagar tried to sign an alliance with the UE. The Azdgari ended up being to sloppy for the UE, the Zidagar made too many speaches, and the Igadzra kept on crunching the UE diplomats fingers every time they tried to shake hands. 18. An Azdgari interrupted the Zidagar presidents speach by firing off phase blasts in the middle of the crowd. 19. The Azdgari said that the Igadzra beam sounded like a squeaky mouse. 20. An Azdgari sneaked into the Zidagar presidents house and said Boo! very loud, nearly giving the Zidagar a heart attack and making him scream, eventually waking up the whole city. 21. All three strands blame the other one for making them all separate into different races. 22. The Council sponsors olympics between the strands, and the motto: Try to humiliate your oponent by beating him in a variety of games!.
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Hehe. those are very funny
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Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur: **11. Zidagar propoganda poster against the Azdgari: Let us destroy the little green men from Mars! **
From Mars?
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23. A Zidagar called an Igadzra ship "Orange Mute Thing" 24. An Azdgari let his ship sit and take hits from a Igadzra arada for an hour, then flew away laughing. 25. An Igadzra dentest charged a high fee to work on Azdgari because the had "Too many teeth"
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26. At the peace meeting when the River eels were brought out the Igadzra and the Adzgari both threw up at the same time on the Zidagar ambassidor.
27. An Igadzra called the Adzgari Warship slow.
28. A Zidagar recited all the combined poeatry of the Zidagar race at once as the introduction to a meeting to try to make peace. The Igadzra and the Adzgari ambassadors dies of old age.
29. They acused each other of using Windows. The Crecent was a lot bigger before that.
30. An Adzgari once commented that he thought that the SAE modules looked like pumpkins.
31. The Igadzari said that the Zidagar's presidents' mother was short winded.
32. The Zidagar said that all the Igazari planets were going to explode and then they took over 1/2 of their empire while the entire population was in colony ships.
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Originally posted by skyblade: **From Mars?
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Not really. The Zidagar just said that too get on the Azdgari's nerves.
Originally posted by The Catacomb: **Hehe. those are very funny
Thanks.
33. The Zidager said that the Azdgari and the Igadzra combined aren't as smart as George Bush.
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Originally posted by Jorinn: **The Zidager said that the Azdgari and the Igadzra combined aren't as smart as George Bush. **
Outch! That's Gotta Hurt!
Heh.
Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur: **Not really. The Zidagar just said that too get on the Azdgari's nerves. **
Right... and they knew about Mars, a planet halfway across the galaxy, because...?
...Because a bunch of Human traders visited them.
Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur: ...Because a bunch of Human traders visited them.
But the war started centuries beforehand. Before human space travel.
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34. In the languge of the Igazdra "Azdgari" means "Slow as a Voinian Dreadnaught".
35. In the lanugage of the Azdgari "Zidagar" means "Of few words".
36. In the lanugage of the Zidagar "Azdgari" means "Sleepy".
37. The Igazdra and the Zidagar ambushed a caffine shipment to Azdgari space.
38. The Zidagar once said that Macs suck.
39. The Igazdra once said that Andrew Welsh XVII was an idiot.
40. They all called each other color blind.(Which they must be to have such hidiosly colored ships)
41. In the lanugage of the Zidagar, "Igazdra" means "Wipes out small planets with one fart".
Originally posted by Lonevoinian: 39. The Igazdra once said that Andrew Welsh XVII was an idiot.
Who's Andrew Welsh?
The head of Ambrosia. I might have spelled his name wrong. (If I did: PLEASE DON'T BAN ME ANDREW!)
Originally posted by Jormungand: **But the war started centuries beforehand. Before human space travel. **
Not all of this stuff was said a long time ago, some of it was said fairly recently in EVO time.
Originally posted by Lonevoinian: **The head of Ambrosia. I might have spelled his name wrong. (If I did: PLEASE DON'T BAN ME ANDREW!) **
Um... Why would he ban you?
For spelling his name wrong.