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Barth discovers that he has a long lost sister who is currently being mistaken for blueberry jam by a Mr. D. R. Hampton of Belmont at the Crescent 50th place.
Jimbob, on Sep 11 2005, 10:03 PM, said:
Anal sex.
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YES SIR!
No thanks, I'm good.
To avoid the topic, Jeffie climbs up atop the bar, and begins to sing.
Jeffie topples down.
And then he gets back up.
And topples down again. But this time he falls in the acid pit.
Rickton beats Freq for powerplaying.
The Cheat enters, beats freq over the head with a rice cake then leaves.
DE pushes Freq into the acid pit.
DE gets a Cherry Pepsi. All bar members gasp.
Freq finds a pearl on the aground of the acid pit.
The pearl is a carbuncle. Ohnose.
Freq finds a second pearl. This time it's a nugget. Freq becomes angry and throws the carbuncle and the nugget back into the acid pit.
Jeffie gets a root beer to make up for DE's having gotten something else. "Poor little root beer. It'll be okay. He still loves you, really, he does." and then, the sobbing bottle hurls itself into the acid pit, effectively emptying itself. When it emerges from the depths of the regen machine, it is found that all the root beer in the bar has dissappeared.
"And how does that make you feel?" Jeffie questions DE.
duke_juker returns from a million years of self-exile and enters the obliterated bar. He sits down at a table and orders a root beer and a full round of drinks for everyone there. Then, he desides to go back to his fleet of ships (all crusiers) and grabs a back pack full of mischeivous weaponery and the like. He returens to his root beer and pulls out a fusion ball and tosses it in the acid pit. It is very unstable and explodes down there, taking out all the people and what not down there. But the acid is indestructable and splatters all over the bar. Luckily, duke upturned his table and hid behind it while everyone else is being eroded away. He continues on sipping his root beer.
DE picks up his root beer and drinks is down. DE tells the root beer he is sorry, but there needs to be a little variety in his life. DE will always love root beer.
DE gives Jeffie a Shirly Temple.
<EDIT> sorry for double post...something wrong with the boards today </EDIT>
This post has been edited by Dash_Merc : 20 September 2005 - 11:07 AM
Dash falls asleep at the wheel...er, joystick...and crashes into the bar.
...my poor ship...
duke pulls out of his bag a plasma rifle and starts shooting everything in the bar. he accidently hits jeffie into the acid pit and throws him a coil of rope from his backpack because jeffie looks cool. jeffie climbs out and gets a root beer. duke continues shooting.
Jeffie thanks Duke for the gesture, and in thanks, shoots him in the jaw. Twice. With a beaming smile, Jeffie sits down at the bar.