Boozerama Bar: The Deadly Entropy

noob buys a round for almost no one.

noob tries to figure out how to role play in first person.

noob gives up, and suggests that this become a second-person thread as a compromise.

Wormgrower kicks k190cs in the shin for being a junior member, kicks Dash Merc in the shin for posting so much, kicks LabRat in the head (he's a rat) for mispelling "root beer", and pulls out a blaster launcher to put Dash/Worm into the pit, again, for having an animated avatar that's also ugly. Luckily, Wormgrower had no idea as to how to operate the directional homing feature, or the gun, for that matter, and ends up blowing up a large portion of the planet far down the street. Womgrower gives up on the gun, and grabs a full liquor bottle, smashing it on Dash/Worm's head. The liquor quickly catches fire from the tissue, and Dash burns. Satisfied that burning is better than blowing up the bar, Wormgrower downs the rest of his root beer, a very, very old peanut, and a dust/lintball, then orders some #8 very quickly.

This post has been edited by zmwworm : 03 January 2005 - 11:47 PM

Dash made no error. The person earlier said that this is a "thrid person thread." Clearly his/her fault.

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Oh, and Dash is severely burned and jumps into the acid pit for relief.
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This post has been edited by Dash_Merc : 04 January 2005 - 12:12 AM

EVWeb walks in after a billion years have passed, and realizes it stupider than ever and gets a drink. Then complains about the noise.

bond-jamesbond, on Oct 6 2004, 03:12 PM, said:

which is evidently made of Legos.
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Wormgrower puts a cryogenic cheese-ball into Bond's pant for misspelling "Lego", plural, and kicks it hard and fast so that Wormgrower doesn't freeze his shoe. Bond dies even faster than he would in the acid pit.

bond-jamesbond, on Oct 10 2004, 02:48 PM, said:

Bond does some mental math and realizes this doesn't make sense.
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Bond should look at my info.

zmwworm, on Jan 3 2005, 10:44 PM, said:

Wormgrower kicks k190cs in the shin for being a junior member, etc...
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k190cs demands to be unkicked in the shin.

k190cs wonders whether post count or register date is the greater indication of forum rank.

k190cs throws himself and Worm into the acid pit for great justice.

k190cs, on Jan 3 2005, 10:33 PM, said:

k190cs wonders whether post count or register date is the greater indication of forum rank.
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K190cs should know that it's rating that matters. And post count, to some degree. K190cs gets his other shin kicked, and is ordered a root beer by Wormgrower, after the folowing takes place:

Finding that the pit is very diluted and determined to make it deadly again, especially because of Dash, Wormgrower climbs out and uses a massive cell phone from 1985 to order some extra acidic acid. He pays extra to get it delivered and poured into the pit, after having the pit drained. Next Wormgrower optimizes the regenerator to give all patrons a regeneration timeout, so that regenerations can happen only once per patron per day (non-patrons get regenerated as normal). Next, Wormgrower grows worms into Jimbob's regeneration information because Jimbob has been so awful in the past.

Wormgrower, faintly remembering his trick, orders Dash a #6, and orders himself a #7. His concience is sitting back, saying (yes, talkng) "Here comes the switcheroo!", his body, guzzling.

Rickton welcomes back EVWeb wholeheartedly.

EVWeb shoots Rickton for bothering him. Then shoots Dash for being alive. Then he goes around celebrating his birthday.

Jimbob busts a cap on everyone. The all look like swiss cheese when he's done.

Kemorya gets a large, spiked club from under a rug at the door of the bar.

Kemorya beats Jimbob extensively for shooting him and everyone in the bar, then throws him into the acid pit and chains him there.

Then he gets a Coke and enjoys the peace. For now...

Wormgrower orders Jimbob a #1 for not being inapropriatly nasty for once.

Kemorya stares jealously at Jimbob's shiny #1 trophy.

He then proceeds to go to the bar-mitzfah of a 75-year-old chinese man.

Wormgrower reminds Kemorya that a #1 is a flavor of root beer, and that is isn't shiny since it's in the bottom of the acid pit with Jimbob.

Wormgrower goes down the street to some shop, orders two strawberry-cheesecake milkshakes, and take one back to the bar. He takes some video of the other being tossed into a pit that looks like the acid pit. He then takes the camera back to the bar, and shows the video to the regeneration machine, which promtly regenerates a new milkshake after seeing the other milkshake in the bar. He puts the video on loop, and adjusts the bar/regenerater alignment to put milkshakes on the table. He then orders a #5, but accidentally spills it on Rickton, so he orders a #7, and drinks it.

This post has been edited by zmwworm : 06 January 2005 - 02:32 PM

zmwworm, on Jan 5 2005, 11:46 PM, said:

milksake
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disgusting!

k190cs orders himself a root beer, then tosses zmwworm into the new Deadly Acid Pit. 😛

DE welcomes (without bothering) Jimbob and EVWeb back.

DE gets a root beer.

EVWeb decides he wants to start up an old rivalry... then he shoots DE, while getting a drink.

DE nukes EVWebs drink, as he drinks it.

LabRat fires blasts of rootbeer from his QRBRPMGG (Quad-Root-Beer-Repeating-Pulse-Machine-Gatling-Gun) at all the patrons.

DE destroys LabRat for making root beer one word again. DE throws LR's "QRBRPMGG" into the acid pit.