UBB: Ultimate Boozerama Bar

hmm

true, true

nfreader puts a kick-me sign on emainiac's back and returns to the bar

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(This message has been edited by nfreader (edited 06-30-2004).)

Smacks nfreader for following anyone who is in the lead.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

"You never learn, do you, Emainiac..."

Before he could reply to the person standing behind him, Emainiac's limited brain mass was obliterated by a single shot (oops, I mean smack) to the back of the head.

Pocketing his blaster, Jacey silently left the bar and returned to the No Name.

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

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Originally posted by nfreader:
**hmm

true, true

nfreader puts a kick-me sign on emainiac's back and returns to the bar

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Bond kicks emaniac in the back, then blames it on nfreader. nfreader runs from the bar, screaming like a little girl, with emainiac chasing after him with a blaster.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."

(This message has been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 07-01-2004).)

Jacey returns to kick james bond for going back to his last message and editing such a short post. That's just lame.

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

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{ (url="http://"http://eegrasstudios.cjb.net/")Eegras Studios(/url) }{ (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/GraphicsPortfolio/index.html")Graphics Portfolio(/url)}
( (url="http://"http://www.eternallightstudios.com")Eternal Light Studios(/url) )( (url="http://"http://eternallightstudios.com/ELSForums/index.php?http://www.eternallightstudios.com/")Forums(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.apple.com")apple computer(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/solarsystemplug/solarsystemchat.htm")Solar System Chatroom(/url)

(This message has been edited by Eegras Studios (edited 07-01-2004).)

The cheat shoots both jacey and eegras studios for being lame.

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{ (url="http://"http://eegrasstudios.cjb.net/")Eegras Studios(/url) }{ (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/")TCL network(/url) }{ (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/GraphicsPortfolio/index.html")Graphics Portfolio(/url)}
( (url="http://"http://www.eternallightstudios.com")Eternal Light Studios(/url) )( (url="http://"http://eternallightstudios.com/ELSForums/index.php?http://www.eternallightstudios.com/")Forums(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.apple.com")apple computer(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/solarsystemplug/solarsystemchat.htm")Solar System Chatroom(/url)

Jacey grabs The Cheat and forces him to sit in a room with Homsar until his head explodes

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

The Cheat grabs Jacey and forces Him/Her to chat on #ev3.

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{ (url="http://"http://eegrasstudios.cjb.net/")Eegras Studios(/url) }{ (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/")TCL network(/url) }{ (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/GraphicsPortfolio/index.html")Graphics Portfolio(/url)}
( (url="http://"http://www.eternallightstudios.com")Eternal Light Studios(/url) )( (url="http://"http://eternallightstudios.com/ELSForums/index.php?http://www.eternallightstudios.com/")Forums(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.apple.com")apple computer(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/solarsystemplug/solarsystemchat.htm")Solar System Chatroom(/url)

What's #EV3? an IRC or something?

Strong Bad enters and kicks Jacey for asking a dumb question, then aims a kick at The Cheat for good measure. The Cheat runs away squeaking angrily.

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

nfreader returns. "So we, we meet again Mr. Bond!" He then proceeds to throw Bond into the acid pit, which, luckily is empty at the moment.
eh...
Same goes for emainiac.

Late Breaking News: Boozerama bar now has it's own irc channel! irc.ambrosia.net #boozybar !
It's just like this place, only faster!
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(This message has been edited by nfreader (edited 07-01-2004).)

Bond climbs out of the empty acid pit and points out to Jacey that his last post was somehow cut off. He then buys nfreader a cream soda. As nfreader drinks his soda, Bond laughs, the soda is poisoned. Then he realizes he forgot to put the poison in the drink.

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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."

Jacey waits to be recognized.

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It appears the purple eels were a red herring.
- Accompaniment

Dark walks up to Jacey and greets him, then dark proceeds to drinking 275 cream sodas. Dark runs towards the acid pit before being thrown in. Later Dark emerges and sneaks over to the roof top stairs, he opens the door and stares blankly at the face he is looking at. "oh...crap" Dark manages to say before runing out the door droping newly upgraded proxy mines.

-Dark

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Cade says that he talked with CIA_Man yesterday in #nova. CIA_Man created the #boozybar channel, the IRC equivalent of the Boozerama Bar. When asked if we would keep the channel if I would advertise, he said "I guess". So that means he will keep the channel. Then you could continue acid pit and killings over IRC. The he sees that nfreader has already posted about it. Decides to post anyway, because was there from the beginning when it was created.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin

Setting the safety settings on her Rebel Cruiser to maximum, Trugati docks the ship and enters the bar, which seems newer and spiffier than any of the previous Boozerama bars. She grins at the several familiar faces as she walks over to the counter and orders synthale.

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
J.R.R. Tolkien

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Setting the safety settings on her Rebel Cruiser to maximum, Trugati docks the ship and enters the bar, which seems newer and spiffier than any of the previous Boozerama bars. She grins at the several familiar faces as she walks over to the counter and orders synthale.

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Trugati! I havent seen you in ages. Like since Boozerama: The Return or Eternity or so. Cade gives her a free synthale.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin

Haven't seen you in ages either, Cade! The last time I was here was... probably Eternity. Have there been other "versions" of the bar before this?

Trugati thanks Cade, sits down, and finishes the synthale in one shot. "Wow, I can't believe it, but I've missed this place." She shoots a wary glance at the acid pit. "And I guess it hasn't really changed, either."

Watching the chaos in the bar, she grins and fingers the supersonichyperplasma blaster in her pocket.

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
J.R.R. Tolkien

DeadBeat smacks Trugati with a giant cod to begin this strange reunion.

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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Haven't seen you in ages either, Cade! Have there been other "versions" of the bar before this?

Trugati thanks Cade, and finishes the synthale in one shot. "Wow, I can't believe it, but I've missed this place." She shoots a wary glance at the acid pit. "And I guess it hasn't really changed, either."

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Its true. You have been so long away that I forgot you once were a regular to the bar. There is versions before this. A lot of versions before this. 19 bars in total, in fact. Look in this thread to see all bars that have ever existed, includes the first one that has existed, The Boozerama Bar: (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001974.html")http://www.ambrosias...TML/001974.html(/url) Cade is happy to for the thanks but is amazed for drinking everything in one sip. Cade is also amazed that Trugati has actually missed the bar. Cade laughs at the looking of the acid pit. Yeah, the acid pit is standard for all Boozeramas. It has become synonym for it, like randomness and killing... People once tried to replace it with a shark pit, but it didnt work. Cade rememberes all the episodes as a horse with Trugati. Then he hugs Trugati.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
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