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Because commander Cicion's bar was so crowded he seemed to be charging too much for his drinks so i opened up my budget bar. (afterall we wouldn't want a monopoly on drinks unlike some computer company called microsoft... :rolleyes: ) So come on in! All drinks are 1 dollar for anything you want. We have a brand new kariokee machine (however you spell it)
NO AUDOMEN ALLOWED (you'll kill us all!)
(post on this thread if you have a slow computer that takes forever to load the 6+ pages in cicions bar)
------------------ ramble on..
(This message has been edited by Jimmy Page 1 (edited 05-04-2000).)
Walks in casually. Hello, Jim. By the way, just how do you know how much I was charging, anyway" Do you know how many dollars(Or how much of a dollar) a scintak is? For all you know, a scintak could be a haypenny. It just so happens that a scintak is about 60 cents. It's "Audemedon", by the way. Are you talking about Audemedon in general, or are you talking about when I inhabited an Audemedon body? I went back to my good old original natural Phylydion body about 5 months ago, in case you didn't know. Are Phylydion allowed? If so, I might stop by some time. If not, I have already broken that rule.
------------------ Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!" -Han Solo
I guess this is where you come if you don't have a massive fleet and empire to command?
Count me in. Give me a bottle of Merit Selection Cola.
------------------ No one here needs your kind of redemption.
Jimmy Page reaches down to grab his drink when a huge ishiman rat carries it away
Oh crap the rats are taking over!
Uh, the Ishiman ARE rats... with space suits. Look at their portrait w/ resedit
------------------ I do not suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it
-Cantharan Admiral za'Grom After the capture of Earth
Suddenly, nothing lands right smack dab in front of the bartender. In a fit of intense astonishment, the bartender asked nobody to leave. No one then smuggly sat down in front of the bartender in defiance. Nobody then said nothing in disgust ...mud pie please...
The Ishimans aren't rats, they're beavers! And as a Canadian I should know! But anyways, you might want to hire an exterminator or something, the Ishiman rats might have some pretty warped diseases.
------------------ yeah, it's gone fireworks and blown speakers strobe lights and hurricanes i'm not here this isn't happening i'm not here
-Radiohead, How to disappear completely (and never be found)
well sorry guys...this being the budget bar and everything, it would be to expensive to hire an exterminator :frown:
How much would you pay to see an Ishiman do the (url="http://"http://www.hampstardance2.com")hampstardance(/url)......
no loitering in my bar....!
I'd pay 1 dollar (if your link worked....)
Change hampstar to hamster in the link line and you've got it.
------------------ Visit my Ares Website at: [
http://themightyRW.homestead.com/AresPage.html
For](http://themightyRW.homestead.com/AresPage.html "External link") I'm building it and need some of Ares community's input.
The link works; click it.
"There will be a day on Earth when a great evil will descend. This evil force will be called Ford Motor Company. It will set new standards: Lower than the fiery pit. By losing Volvo's uncorrupted state, Earth is vulnerable. And then, it will be time to attack."
-Nokis, Salrilian Prophet
wow, this bar really sucks!
hey i'll give one dollar to the next person that walks in...
Casually walks in, and is confronted with a dollar.
Hmmmmm... Well, take the dollar back and give me a pint of Baileys instead. You do have it in pints, don't you?
------------------ Sundered Angel , The One and Only
Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy
Hey, I'm still here, just waiting for something to happen. Hey Jimmy, maybe if you gave the bar a more exact location and a bit of a history, more people would come? the sheer novelty of "oh my god! A bar!" has been worn off by Cicion's bar, so make this one unique! Competition people! it's what drives society.
Jimmy Page starts talking to newt casually well newt, this bar is located right across from taeskar cicions bar. This building has actually been here for over 1000 years. Nobody knows who built it originally. Some people think whoever owned this bar last buried their life savings underneath a floorboard in this bar, but accidently got trapped underneath the floor and died there.... Sometimes at night you can see his ghost walking around looking for his money. but that's just a rumor i guess...
**Jimmy Page tacks up a sign at the bar door that reads..."Come in everynight to share your best ares stories and get a free drink!"
Jimmy Page then hands sundered angel his drink so angel, what do you think of me trying to be a moderator now after vegeta leaves?
Downs a pint of Baileys quite wastefully, but shows no signs of killing himself with it.
I dunno. Why not? You'd better ask Andrew, if he has even noticed Vegeta's dissapearance.
The beer here isn't drunk, it's filtered throught your teeth.
Stop using my name god damn you!!! I am getting sick and tired of this!! I know your IP# and other people know too and they can probably see the difference between the REAL (me) Nak'goek's IP# and yours so dont think that your fooloing anyone whos smart!!
Best ares story? That'll take some thinking... None of my battles ever last long enough to be turned into tall tales. I could share some of my brillaint strategic insights, I suppose.
Interesting Salrilian Tactics, 101.
As almost any self respecting Ares player knows, the Salrilian carrier is a mighty beast. Half of its power is its t bolt space thingie, of course, but the other half is often ignored: The fighters. Sal fighters are mighty, and very confusing. Many people insist on attacking quickly and through hyperspace, and hence miss half the power of their ship, releasing fighters on slowdown.
To use a salrilian carrier effectively, you really need a transport. Build the transport, send it to your enemy planet. Build a fleet of cloaked ships, have them escort it. Then build a carrier. It's going to be far enough away to warp right to the transport, but a salrilian carrier is actually faster than a transport when it's going full speed. Release all its fighters with the "special weapon" order, and then just wait for your death fleet to reach your enemy's planet. With extrodinary luck, you might just end up capturing his planet, but if not its tough to fight when you keep bumping into fighters you can barely see while being shot at by ships you can't.
Now, could I have that merit selection cola?