The Boozerama Bar: Classic Edition

JacaByte offers to fix the bloody vortex, seeing that his laser rifle has vanished.

duke informs jacabyte that that would be an exceptional idea to fix the vortex and that it will probably require many drink and all-nighters to finish fixing the vortex. Better carry a fusion cutter and deatomizer along just in case.

JacaByte takes a jug of the bars finest (which means tolerable 'round these parts) and jumps into the vortex. Seconds later, JacaByte jumps out of the now working vortex, with time set on its proper course once again. He looks to be several months older than when he jumped in and the jug is empty.

duke runs some quick calculations to determine whether or not the vortex is on Pacific Standard time or East Standard time. But his paper instantly bursts into flames before his eyes. duke takes it as a sign it does not matter whether it is Pacific Standard time or East Standard time. The vortex is proper now. duke sulks over to a bar bench and orders a pint of Luna Blues Ale to dull his sorrows.

Luke orders a Guinness.

Another portal opens this time it is yellow...

A complete newb to this area drops out onto a chair and blinks

( Hello everyone! I have been laughing at the bars for a few years now - and I have played all three games )

ps. yes I know another revan is on this board but he is the persona I use online

This post has been edited by Revan's Blade : 18 March 2008 - 09:04 AM

DE orders a round of root beers and a round of vodka shots for the patrons. Amazingly enough, all these drinks are free for DE today.

Revan walks over to the bar and orders a rootbeer, which he drinks and then thorws the empty bottle into the acid pit

AJ pounds what's left of his drink and shows Revan's blade a proper Boozerama Bar welcome by throwing him into the acid pit.

Revan points out to AJ that it is very easy for him to avoid the acid pit because he can use the Force, he then throws AJ into the pit and for good measure puts the regenerator in as well.

Man.... Kids these days....

AJ crawls out of the acid pit, mucks with the temporal vortex again, grabs Revan's Blade, and drags him into it sending both back in time a few trillion years to before the force existed.

duke quickly grabs a camcorder and 3 space suits and jumps into the vortex after AJ and Revan's Blade. They forgot to realize their was likely nothing around a few trillion years ago.

While they are in the vortex Revan reminds AJ that the Force existed before life so now AJ will die as soon as he reaches the end and will have to wait several trillion years to regenerate

Revan then realizes that they are now passing thru the area of time in which he had a raven, so he summons it and fly's out of the vortex in his Polaris Raven with four manta bays and every polaron torpedo ever made, he then sets course for the bar and finds that it does not yet exist so he waits to blow it up.

duke runs into the bar yelling "Revive, revive, revive!!!"

JacaByte sips calmly at a fresh milkshake.

Revan wakes up in the regenerator and blinks, why isn't it over the pit he wonders?

He then realizes that the bartender accidently gave him a pan galactic gargle blaster instead of a root beer, it is not to be wondered at that he would start to see things.

Shlimazel staggers into the bar. "Bacon!" he cries, before falling on his face.

DE gets a really big straw and goes over to the acid pit. He puts the straw in and starts drinking.

duke quickly runs to DE and checks his vitals. It seems to him that DE's body takes the acid neutrally, if not with positive effect. duke records this information and runs off to his lab to begin creating acid immune cyborgs.

Luke starts to carve a chess set out of ivory.